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The piano has been drinking, not me.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
When the wine is in, the wit is out.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Nothing anyone says in a bar is true.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
Housework can kill you if done right.
I tried to give up drugs by drinking.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
When turkeys mate they think of swans.
Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.
She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.
He talked with more claret than clarity
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking
A quote about drinking is a joy forever
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Drinking makes people go out of control.
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
When you quit drinking you stop waiting.
Is the circle of fifths a drinking game?
Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
I drink to make other people interesting.
I quit drinking every night, at 1:30 A.M.
God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
It's like an angel crying on your tongue.
No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.
Oh, he occasionally takes an alcoholiday.
Do not spit gum in the drinking fountains.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
I did so many crazy things while drinking.
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.
We drink and we die and continue to drink.
I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.
If drinking don't kill me, her memory will.
Don't start drinking before the fifth song.
It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.
Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
You've been thinking and I've been drinking.