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People these days are thinking less and drinking more.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Champagne is simply one of the elegant extras of life.
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
Liquor is such a nice substitute for facing adult life.
Drinking wine is just a part of life, like eating food.
Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.
What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me.
I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.
I need the anesthetic qualities of the local fire water.
Key to longevity... drinking embalming fluid every year.
You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking
I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Mardi Gras, the drinking, the partying - that scared me.
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
...and I'm standing on the corner of Fifth and Vermouth.
Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.
Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with 'em.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?
Going to a pub when you're not drinking is pretty boring.
it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.
I'm in the mood to get faded, so please bring your finest.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.
Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.
All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.
I ain't no drinking man, but temptation got the best of me.
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.