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My hovercraft is full of eels.
John Cleese / Actor
Eels
Hovercrafts
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I have the backbone of an eel.
Betty White / Actress
Backbone
Eels
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The apartments are made for eels.
Cary Fukunaga / Film Director
Apartment
Eels
Made
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Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!
Sark / Author
Eels
Goldfish
Ponds
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Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell
Bertrand Russell / Philosopher
Eels
Hell
Love Is
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I eat cold eels and think distant thoughts.
Jack Johnson / Singer-Songwriter
Cold
Eels
Thinking
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Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.
C. S. Lewis / Novelist
Eels
Frogs
Pie
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Trust is as slippery as a basket of eels sometimes.
Robert Jordan / Author
Baskets
Eels
Sometimes
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If God did not exist, he would have to be invented.
Voltaire / Writer
Eels
Flour
Philosophy
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I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.
Edith Sitwell / Poet
Catfish
Eels
Pool
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A mere index hunter, who held the eel of science by the tail.
Tobias Smollett / Poet
Science
Eels
Hunters
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I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.
Octavia Spencer / Actress
Home
Eels
Plans
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How index-learning turns no student pale, Yet holds the eel of science by the tail!
Alexander Pope / Poet
Science
Eels
Library
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Getting married is like putting one's hand in a bag containing 99 serpents and one eel.
Thomas More / Saint
Marriage
Wedding
Eels
Hands
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They were two superior eels at the bottom of the tank and they recognized each other like italics.
Anne Carson / Poet
Eels
Tanks
Two
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Marrying means, to grasp blindfolded into a sack hoping to find out an eel out of an assembly of snakes.
Arthur Schopenhauer / Philosopher
Eels
Mean
Snakes
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It is very strange that men should deny a Creator and yet attribute to themselves the power of creating eels.
Baron D'holbach / Author
Men
Creating
Eels
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Take every gain without showing remorse about missed profits, because an eel may escape sooner than you think.
James De La Vega / Visual Artist
Business
Eels
Thinking
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Finally the homeless eel marked its territory, I suppose, and the Doctor lay heavily upon me, moist with sweat.
Arthur Golden / Writer
Doctors
Eels
Sweat
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Arguments are like eels: however logical, they may slip from the minds weak grasp unless fixed there by imagery and style.
Alain De Botton / Writer
Eels
Mind
Style
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I am not eccentric. It's just that I am more alive than most people. I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.
Edith Sitwell / Poet
Women
Eels
People
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Talking to you is like -- like talking to an eel!" "No, is it? I've never tried to talk to an eel. Isn't it as waste of time?" "Not such a waste of time as talking to you!
Georgette Heyer / Novelist
Eels
Talking
Waste
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I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
Tracy Morgan / Actor
Cool
Bird
Dangerous
Eels
Five
Powerful
Scorpions
Sharks
Snakes
Strong
Pets
Predators
Spider
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POLITICIAN, n. An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice.
Ambrose Bierce / Journalist
Agitation
Eels
Mistake
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If God did not exist, He would have to be invented. But all nature cries aloud that he does exist: that there is a supreme intelligence, an immense power, an admirable order, and everything teaches us our own dependence on it.
Voltaire / Writer
Nature
Eels
Order
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I have a name,” I grumped, my stomach pinching me harder. “Yes, but it has no pizzazz. Ra-a-a-a-chel. Rach-e-e-e-eel,” he said, trying it out in different ways. “No one will tremble in terror at that. Oh my God!” he said in a high falsetto. “It’s Rachel! Run! Hide!
Kim Harrison / Author
Running
Eels
Names
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It's just that to a lot of British people George Bush represents the worst of all things American. He's the right-wing Christian crusader, the toxic Texan who refused Kyoto, the poll-cheat eel who undermined democracy on the back of something called 'chads,' a notion we've never entirely grasped.
Graham Joyce / Writer
All Things
British
Christian
Democracy
Eels
Notion
Right Wing
Texan
Toxic
Wings
Worst
British People
Bush
Entirely
George
George Bush
Grasped
Refused
Represents
Undermined
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[W]hat have we done with our forests? Chopped them, and burned them, and wasted them; and now almost the last of the great stands of timber are here on the Pacific slope. We are in the center of the best of them. Probably nowhere on earth does there exist a forest to compare in continuous grandeur and unqualified beauty with the Redwoods that are found along the Eel River and to the north.
Madison Grant / Lawyer
Eels
Rivers
Unqualified
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one. What is most repellent in the System of Nature - after the recipe for making eels from flour - is the audacity with which it decides that there is no God, without even having tried the impossibility. If God did not exist, he would have to be invented." But all nature cries aloud that he does exist: that there is a supreme intelligence, an immense power, an admirable order, and everything teaches us our own dependence on it.
Baron D'holbach / Author
Doubt
Eels
Order
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