Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

I'm like a goldfish. My memory is terrible.

Goldfish are flowers ... flowers that move.

Everyone has a goldfish when they're little.

I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl.

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.

I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.

Goldfish in Chinese restaurants are there to draw in the gold, the money.

Tony Fernandes is in that goldfish bowl and he's swimming against the tide.

When my sister and I were growing up, she was made out to be the goody-goody one.

I have the financial morals of a goldfish, I can resist everything but temptation.

We think of computers as smart and powerful machines. But your goldfish is smarter.

Clary's mother apparently reguarded him as about as sexually threatening as a goldfish.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.

A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise.

Life isn’t fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish. (from Rush of Blood)

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

Unlike a goldfish, a computer can't really do anything without you telling it exactly what you want it to do.

If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours!

places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that?

In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more.

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobody can judge unless they've worn those shoes.

She's born and raised with wildlife, living with a zoo. What would be strange for Bindi is if she were in an apartment in suburbia with a goldfish.

It's amazing how a simple brief phone call can pick up the spirits of the most dejected hamster, the most stressed goldfish and the most neurotic cat.

I once went with my grandson to a county fair where you shoot a water pistol at the clown's mouth. We came home with twelve stuffed animals and a goldfish.

When I was a teenager, I wanted to be a portrait painter. As I got to be older, I realized that as a portrait painter I wouldn't be able to support a goldfish.

In a world where the body politic has the attention span at times of a goldfish, yep, you've got to have the ability to reinvent yourself in this game many times.

As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.

As a person with the retentive mental capacity of a goldfish and a dislike of repetition, I frequently make use of the thesaurus built into my Microsoft Word U.K. Software.

Modern Americans are so exposed, peered at, inquired about, and spied upon as to be increasingly without privacy--members of a ;naked society and denizens of a goldfish bowl.

Starlets were always turning up dead in people's pools. They fished them out like goldfish. Nobody seemed to find it unusual that so many young, beautiful women wanted to die.

In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love.

I've watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I've seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by a mantis. And I had a golden retriever behave like one.

There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.

And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I get a lot of guff about it, but it's a family name; I'm not changing it.

One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but also extended to armoires, assorted chairs and the nearby goldfish in a bowl.

I sometimes still feel I am living in a goldfish bowl, but I now manage it better. I still have a naughty streak, too, which I enjoy and is how I relate to those individuals who have got themselves into trouble.

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.

I have pets, but they're the really ordinary sort - yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish - that kind of stuff. Nothing very... extravagant or unusual or exotic, but I find, in terms of inspiration, Mother Nature is just it.

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