We be tight like frogs ass.

Old pond, frog jumps in - plop.

Old pond, leap-splash - a frog.

Theories pass. The frog remains.

Well the frog men finally got Rosie.

More fun than a frog in a glass of milk.

Gossips are frogs, they drinke and talke.

Frogs are smart - they eat what bugs them.

Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.

A frog in a well does not know the great sea.

A frog in a well cannot conceive of the ocean.

The biologist passes. The frog stays the same.

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

If you have two frogs, eat the ugliest one first.

I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.

It's unlikely that you were a frog in a past life.

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

When they speak, dead frogs fall out of their mouths.

If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

The pike does not ask the frog's permission before dining.

Frog or pearl, life hid something at the bottom of the cup.

You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.

We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.

We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.

If a frog becomes a king, he will make the whole kingdom muddy!

POETRY: A sliver of the moon lost in the belly of a golden frog.

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.

You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake.

The tadpole poet will never grow into anything bigger than a frog.

Ideas are like frog eggs: you've got to lay a thousand to hatch one.

It's a poor frog that doesn't praise his own pond! - Donnie McClurkin

Old dark sleepy pool... Quick unexpected frog Goes plop! Watersplash!

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

The boys throw rocks at the frogs in jest. But the frogs die in earnest.

people talk about 'sex' as though it hopped about by itself, like a frog!

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Too hard for any frog's digestion,To have his froghood call'd in question!

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Dont be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground.

I cleared my throat - it isn't frogs you get in your throat; it's memories.

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

What hap­pens to me if this slip­per fits?" "I turn you into a hand­some frog.

There is an intelligent way to eat a live frog - I just don't know what it is.

If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?

Le biologiste passe, la grenouille reste. The biologist passes, the frog remains.

Eat that frog! If you have to eat 3 frogs, eat the biggest and uggliest one first.

I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds.

Style, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process.

If The Muppet Show had a basketball team, the score would always be Frog 99, Chaos 98.

If you have live in the mud for a while, you must not resist being a frog for a while!

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