This collection holds 222 fake people quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Jerome K. Jerome, William Blake and Groucho Marx.

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What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise. - Jerome K. Jerome

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent. - William Blake

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, ... - Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I hate fake people.

I don't like fake people.

Fake it until you make it.

I try not to fake anything.

Better is the enemy of good.

Beware of a man with manners.

The worst crime is faking it.

Hippies are so phoney and fake.

Anything that consoles is fake.

Most style is not honest enough.

Fake is as old as the Eden tree.

You can't fake listening. It shows.

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

You can't fake being able to cook well.

I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers.

I'm not a facelift person. I am what I am.

For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.

God is only a great imaginative experience.

You fake something until you're good at it.

In praising Antony I have dispraised Caesar.

A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity.

Don't we all just really try to fake it well?

I hate victims who respect their executioners.

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Sentences are not as such either true or false.

I never want to fake it. That's my whole thing.

The realest people don’t have a lot of friends.

All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?

I use fake tan myself with a self tanning spray.

Sincerity: if you can fake it, you've got it made.

I am what everybody in my past don't want me to be

You always admire what you really don't understand.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

The third time you say a thing it sounds like a lie.

Not many people are true, fake as the lies they tell

A celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view.

I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just Zac.

People will always show their true selves in the end.

It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

As far as I'm concerned, all politicians are fake people.

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