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Free your mind and your ass will follow
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Do not use a cannon to kill a mosquito.
Nostalgia: How long's that been around?
He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
I've got nothing to do today but smile.
You have the sex appeal of Norman Fell.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.
Beer is an improvement on water itself.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
Cure for an obsession: get another one.
You can observe a lot by just watching.
Only a few things are really important.
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
There is no hell. There is only France.
Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush.
You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.
An exotic and irrational entertainment.
I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
What doesn't kill you makes you smaller
Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Life is never easy for those who dream.
I never said most of the things I said.
I have read your book and much like it.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
You fail to overlook the crucial point.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
I invented the cordless extension cord.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.
I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
You never came out the way you came in.