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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill.
You can pretend anything and master it.
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
As pissed as a fart in a vacuum cleaner.
Learn the lick, but learn FROM the lick.
Just relax and breathe through your ass.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
There is no such thing as an ugly woman.
Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.
Dogs are forever in the push up postion.
I did get a degree in special education.
It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Nuclear war would really set back cable.
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
It's literally murder on the dancefloor.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Whoever dies will be rewarded by heaven.
The world is literally about to blow up.
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
We're overpaying him, but he's worth it.
I conduct faster so you can see my beat.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
The funniest people are the saddest once
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
There is a number missing. I can see it.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
A man who lies about beer makes enemies.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
I got nasty habits; I take tea at three.
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
Give the haters another reason to hate!!
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.