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Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here.
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
I'm conducting slowly because I don't know the tempo.
I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
Never weather-beaten sail more willing bent to shore.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Virtue is not solitary; it is bound to have neighbors
Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.
I may be irresponsible but I am a good irresponsible.
An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.
Of course he did it voluntarily, but he had to do it.
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
When I want to know what France thinks, I ask myself.
American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.
I'm stronger than I think I am. Mentally, physically.
Some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future
Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.
Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Laughter ispleasant, butthe exertion istoomuchfor me.
Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
History repeats itself. Historians repeat each other.
Even hating myself I still think I'm better than you.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.
Hit them. Fight them. They are cursed; they are evil.
The only church that illuminates is a burning church.
For your information, I would like to ask a question.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
It's absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.