One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

I never thought I would get married. I didn't think I was that type of person.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.

I was married when I wasn't quite 14 and had four babies by the time I was 18.

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

Some people get married and they remain "I," some get married and become "we."

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy - it's supposed to make you married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

I'm terrified to get married. I'm not getting married till my gay friends can.

I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them.

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

People keep on getting married. Evidently hope is eternal in the human breast.

The dread of lonliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper.

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries.

Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.

I'm still very much about being an actor. That's why I'm not married with kids.

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

I've been married most of my life. And when you're married, you don't have sex.

People shouldn't stay married because of the kids. That's torture for everyone.

When people get married, it enhances their relationship and puts strains on it.

Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic.

I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

The bitterest satires and noblest eulogies on married life have come from poets.

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then, it's too late.

Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch.

Being married to a psychologist, I realize that I learn more from imperfections.

I don't know that I would want to be married again, but I do love companionship.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

These things, regrettably, are bound to occur when one is married and befriended.

We all like indie directors - heck, I even married one... but we're divorced now.

My parents told me I must get married. I was seen as a failure if I didn't do it.

I really don't advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life!

I had a second birth when my soul and my body loved one another and were married.

How many married couples do you know who met over accounting books in a Starbucks?

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

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