I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer

If you want to know about a man you can find out an awful lot by looking at who he married.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Conflicts are not a sign you've married the wrong person. They simply affirm you are human.

When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different.

Married love burns as fire, and seeks nothing more than the mate. It says, "I want only you"

I have never slept in a bed with anybody. Even when I was married we slept in separate beds.

I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.

I married my best friend, and I couldn't ask for anything more. He's an unbelievable person.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

I've been married twice. Most women would rather not be married to a traveling blues singer.

I just think falling in love and being married completely changes your life in so many ways.

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.

I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.

I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.'

We were once getting married. And I have loved you all this time- a century and a half. -Jem

I am not a 'yes' person. No matter who you are married to, you still need to lead your life.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

The baggage in your individual life will weigh down your married life. Do something about it.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

I just want to be married, or just engaged. Basically, I just want a ring. And the tax break.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

In marriage, someone has to be a giver and someone a taker. I am a taker who married a giver.

The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.

Like most Russians, I am very superstitious, and if I don't get married, I don't get divorced.

Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.

I'm not ready to get married, but I have a pretty great family and I'd like that too, someday.

I've always been a closet jock, but when I got married and had kids, that fell by the wayside.

It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

Money isnt everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?

Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.

I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you.

It's better to be married to someone who hates your politics than someone who hates your momma.

Money isn't everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money?

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

You are a sinner married to a sinner...and the happiest marriage is the union of two forgivers.

In 1947 I married Rowena Palmer, and we have two daughters, Alison and Claire, and a son, John.

It's true what they say - all the good men are married. But it's marriage that makes them good.

I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I vowed to myself when I got married that I would cook every night. I find it very therapeutic.

I'd been trying for all of the eight years we'd been married to have a child, and finally I did.

For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.

In 1975 I met Alison Brown and in 1982 we were married. She works for Cornell Computer Services.

How can you learn unconditional love if you’re married to a woman who meets all your conditions?

I love to love. However, you won't see anybody walking the red carpet with me until I'm married.

In 1986, when they made the TV movie, Return to Mayberry, Barney and Thelma Lou did get married!

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