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Say no to parking lots!
I get parking tickets all the time.
The sermon begins in the parking lot.
A 7-11 parking lot beat down is how life is.
Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.
The only people I really hate are parking attendants.
Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.
I'm not a person who has people tell me things in parking garages.
I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.
No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking.
It's hard to find parking space in Delhi and the traffic sucks there.
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket.
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.
I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.
Man, I pull up to Home Goods, and people are waiting on me in the parking lot.
When you enter the voting booth, don't leave your Christianity in the parking lot.
I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break.
My dad would always get into fights over parking spaces. He would do this all the time.
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
When I was young, I had minimum wage jobs as a busboy, flipping burgers and parking cars.
I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
The day you feel like you've won, you need to drive out of the parking lot and not come back.
Young, handsome men never flirt with me. I get heat from old dudes that run the parking garages.
No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.
Trust arrives on foot but leaves in a Ferrari The Ferrari screeched out of the parking lot in 2008.
I waved to you outside but then I realized it was just one of those inflatable parking lot gorillas.
WEF should restrict the number of passes for limos in the parking lots. They need to Keep it Simple.
A parking lot attendant who's a guy makes a lot more money than a child-care attendant who's a woman.
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great.
My father said, 'Let's raise our child in a paradise instead of a parking lot,' and that's what they did.
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.
Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.
If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
It's nice to go skating in a parking lot and hang out with people who aren't talking about their next movie role.
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
I've always had something about parking lots at night. They have a special appeal I think many people can relate to.
The biggest downside of L.A. is the traffic and parking tickets. They turn me into Michael Douglas in 'Falling Down.'
The businessman gets his name on a door. The star gets his name in lights. They both get their names on a parking space.
It's always been about shelf life. Long-term parking, not short-term. That's why I take the time that I do when I write.
My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.
I worked at a hospital parking cars and getting folks in and out of the hospital as they would come in for their appointments.
You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.
I've got a good imagination, so I can see someone arguing over a parking ticket and imagine they're getting a divorce or something.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
I worked as a parking lot attendant for a while and a delivery boy and two or three other things, but none of them seemed just right.