Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

Conceited little mega-puppy.

Are you ready for some puppies?!

Hounds follow those who feed them.

I used to work at a puppy nursery.

A puppy is the ultimate distraction.

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift.

Biden's about as disciplined as a puppy, OK?

Drown thyself? Drown cats and blind puppies.

Never work with children, puppies or bulimics.

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer

When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated.

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.

I like to say I'm like a puppy in a room of cats.

Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.

I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?

If a picture wasn't going very well, I'd put a puppy in it.

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.

Rambunctious and delinquent dogs become angelic when sitting.

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone.

You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.

Put a puppy in your picture, and it will make it 20 times better.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?

I would love to get a pug. A puppy, a baby pug - I just want one so bad.

Who said you can not buy happiness, when you are thinking about puppies.

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

We have a new puppy and that's enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

He asked for a specific. I gave him a specific. I'm sorry it wasn't puppies.

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.

Bringing children into it was just low, I decided. At least heʹd left puppies out.

These puppy mills are horrific. It's totally for-profit breeding. It's despicable.

I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy!

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.

There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

I have to wear two sports bras when I do my cardio. It takes a lot to hold these puppies up!

Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity.

There's a puppy store near where I live. They know me by name in there because I go so often.

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)

I was so pleased and excited by your letter that I trotted about all day like a puppy with a bone.

If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies?

You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.

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