My death will be caused by morphine, which I have deliberately taken with suicidal intent.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Mankind is becoming a single unit, and that for a unit to fight against itself is suicide.

Committing suicide so as not to be murdered is the worst reason I've ever heard of to die.

People think that being on Star Trek is career suicide, but it's really just the opposite.

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.

When all the blandishments of life are gone, The coward sneaks to death, the brave live on.

When your principles seem to be demanding suicide, clearly it's time to check your premises

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

And so I leave this world, where the heart must either break or turn to lead (suicide note)

[I] have fantasies of killing myself and thus being the powerful one not the powerless one.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

Part of her doing suicide intervention is my caseworker has to mix me another gin and tonic.

We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.

If I commit suicide, it will not be to destroy myself but to put myself back together again.

I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than reign among the dead.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.

The craziest, most selfish act is to commit suicide. When you kill yourself, you kill others.

The ready availability of suicide, like sex and alcohol, is one of life's basic consolations.

Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

Suicide is not abominable because God prohibits it; God prohibits it because it is abominable.

You cannot kill an idea by murdering innocent people — though you can nudge it toward suicide.

She's the princess. She commanded and I obeyed!"-Loki "You don't obey a suicide mission!"-Finn

Writing! The activity for which the only adequate bribe is the possibility of suicide, one day.

If you go to Heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy yourself there.

Yes I try to kill myself in small amounts, an innocuous occupation. Actually I'm hung up on it.

Spirituality is committing suicide. Consciousness is attempting to will itself out of existence.

We don't judge people for dying in car crashes. But we do judge people when they die of suicide.

Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.

Give a man a suicide bomb, he blows up once. Teach a man to suicide bomb, he also blows up once.

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

A society that produces suicide murderers in quantity is essentially committing its own suicide.

Multiculturalism is social poison. Toleration of intolerance isn't sophistication. It's suicide.

The crime of suicide lies rather in its disregard for the feelings of those whom we leave behind.

Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.

A notorious inability to express emotions makes human beings the only animals capable of suicide.

Seems like the only kind of job an American can get these days is committing suicide in some way.

I can't eat and I can't sleep. I'm not doing well in terms of being a functional human, you know?

Where life had no value, death, sometimes, had its price. That is why the bounty killers appeared.

We ought not to quit our post without the permission of Him who commands; the post of man is life.

It wasn't until '94 when I tried to commit suicide that I realized that it wasn't about the money.

I was playing with the Aquabats, and then I quit to join a band called Suicide Machine in Detroit.

I always said I was never gonna be an entertainer, Suicide was never supposed to be entertainment.

I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.

Everyone has good cause for suicide, or at least it seems that way to those who search for it. (74)

Lilly was not crazy. She left a serious suicide note. 'Sorry,' said the note. 'Just not big enough.

For a while I was suicidal and I tried to kill myself. I think I should have died about four times.

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

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