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You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.
H. R. Haldeman / Former White House Chief Of Staff
Cant
Toothpaste
Tubes
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When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.
Julie Garwood / Writer
Brushes
Teeth
Toothpaste
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If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera.
Sarah Caldwell / Opera Conductor
Green
Opera
Toothpaste
Sell
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There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.
Bill Bryson / Author
Littles
Thinking
Toothpaste
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Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
Albert Brooks / Actor
Entertainment
Tested
Toothpaste
Trying
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in.
H. R. Haldeman / Former White House Chief Of Staff
Campaigns
Political
Toothpaste
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Other than things like toothpaste, I don't buy anything that isn't sold to me.
Stanley Marcus /
Toothpaste
Me Anything Things
Sold
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The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television.
Noam Chomsky / Linguist
Television
Toothpaste
Sell
Industries
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Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again.
Karl Otto Pohl / Journalist
Economics
Inflation
Toothpaste
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I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
Mitch Hedberg / Comedian
Funny
Humor
Toothpaste
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I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face.
Betty Gilpin /
Bathroom
Dirty
Times Square
Toothpaste
Billboard
Square
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You know how people put toothpaste on breakouts? Same with Vegemite. I've done it before, and it works.
Shanina Shaik / Model
Toothpaste
People Done Know
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Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf.
Charles Duhigg / Writer
Toothpaste
Box
Shelf
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I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles.
Margot Robbie / Film Actress
Toothpaste
Model
Opposed
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Rihanna has this thick tone, so it's very hard to annoy anybody. It's like a beautifully squeezed tube of toothpaste.
Chris Martin / Singer-Songwriter
Thick
Tone
Toothpaste
Rihanna
Annoy
Anybody
Beautifully
Squeezed
Tube
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I spent the summers packing toothpaste at a factory, working where my dad worked, and everyone else had gone on a gap year!
Jo Cox /
Packing
Toothpaste
Everyone Else
Factory
Gap
Summers
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In my line of work, someone may say, 'Guess what? You've got to be on a plane in two hours.' So I keep a toothbrush and toothpaste on me.
Stana Katic / Film Actress
Toothpaste
Work Me May
Plane
Toothbrush
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I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a restaurant bathroom!
Morena Baccarin / Actress
Bathroom
Lunch
Teeth
Toothpaste
After
Those
Brush
Times
Me Restaurant People
Restaurant
Toothbrush
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I thought I started acting at 5 or 6, it was really when they were interviewing real families for a toothpaste commercial. They interviewed our family.
Mara Wilson / Actress
Acting
Real
Toothpaste
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Once you squeeze toothpaste out, you can't put it back into the tube. The same is true with our words. Once we say something hurtful, we can't take it back
Lebron James / Basketball Player
Hurtful
Our Words
Toothpaste
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I've had Botox, but then again pretty much everyone I know has. To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works. You do it once a year - who cares?
Simon Cowell / Television Producer
Botox
Toothpaste
Unusual
Who Cares
Years
Me More Know
Me Know Everyone
Works
Cares
Once A Year
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I've always loved words. I ate up all the books I could get my hands on, and when I couldn't get books, I read candy wrappers and labels on cereal and toothpaste boxes.
Judy Holliday / Actress
Book
Boxes
Candy
Cereal
Hands
Labels
Toothpaste
Ate
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I have a bag with a toothbrush and toothpaste and all the things I might need during the day. I call the bag my trailer. Sometimes you don't have a trailer, so that's my trailer.
Laura Linney / Actress
Bags
Might
Needs
Toothpaste
Bag
Toothbrush
Trailer
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I pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant. That's it. I don't have the time or patience for anything else. I'm a natural kind of guy. I don't style my hair - never learned how.
Paul Walker / Actor
Deodorant
Guy
Natural
Toothpaste
Anything Else
Learned
Pack
Toothbrush
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When you buy toothpaste or detergent or gas, that is now used for the first time in your lifetime or my lifetime to support candidates in so-called 'independent ads.' Same thing for unions.
Russ Feingold / Former U.s. Senate Member
Ads
Candidates
First Time
Gas
Independent
Lifetime
Toothpaste
Unions
Same Thing
So-Called
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I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being an American icon! It would be pretty difficult to look at your face in the mirror and think of yourself as that without laughing and spitting toothpaste all over!
Jane Pauley / Journalist
Sorry
Toothpaste
Mirror Face Look
Icon
Spitting
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I never, in anything I've ever done, tried to get you to like it. I was never going to succeed at that. That's not the way most entertainment is made. Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.
Albert Brooks / Actor
Tested
Toothpaste
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Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly.
Anne Robinson / Television Presenter
Broke
Busy
Couple
Glue
Together
Toothpaste
Slowly
Marriages
Suspect
Tube
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I watch children a great deal; their idea is that rules are always negotiable, whereas you absolutely cannot joke at the airport about your toothpaste, and you cannot rollerblade in Grand Central Station. I keep running up against these things.
Natalie Jeremijenko /
Toothpaste
Great Always Your
Airport
Central
Grand
Whereas
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I've been a regular customer at CVS Pharmacy, the country's second-largest drugstore chain, for 20 years. I've spent a small fortune there over that span, visiting several times a week to pick up everything from milk to toothpaste to prescriptions.
Walt Mossberg / Journalist
Fortune
Milk
Pharmacy
Toothpaste
Visiting
Chain
Customer
Drugstore
Span
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Imagine a country that flies into space, launches Sputniks, creates such a defense system, and it can't resolve the problem of women's pantyhose. There's no toothpaste, no soap powder, not the basic necessities of life. It was incredible and humiliating to work in such a government.
Mikhail Gorbachev / Former General Secretary Of The Communist Party Of The Soviet Union
Government
Space
Country
Defense
Humiliating
Pantyhose
Powder
Resolve
Soap
Toothpaste
Life Work Space
Creates
Flies
Necessities
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My mom always taught me to put toothpaste on pimples to dry them out at night. I do that all the time. I don't use anything fancy when I get a pimple. And I never use the same toothpaste for long because I get bored. So I'll do peppermint and then one month I'll do cinnamon. I'm creative.
Gigi Hadid / Model
Bored
Dry
Fancy
Toothpaste
Time Mom Always
Time Mom Me
Month
Pimple
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I look at my annual budgets for everything and anything, and I look to see where I can save the most money on those items. Saving 30% to 50% buying in bulk - replenishable items from toothpaste to soup, or whatever I use a lot of - is the best guaranteed return on investment you can get anywhere.
Mark Cuban / Businessman
Inspiring
Business
Budgets
Buying
Buying In
Investment
Items
Return
Soup
Toothpaste
Annual
Best Money Look
Anywhere
Bulk
Whatever
Guaranteed
Save
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Gay marriage will be universally accepted in time. But if I may be so bold as to say to gays and lesbians, don't wait for that time to arrive. Just as my father and his generation did not 'wait' for their civil rights, nor should you. The toothpaste ain't going back in the tube. The tide has turned.
John Ridley / Screenwriter
Marriage
Accepted
Civil Rights
Father
Gay
Gay Marriage
May
Rights
Should
Toothpaste
Arrive
Did
Back
Bold
Civil
Say
Gays
Generation
Wait
His
Lesbians
Nor
Tide
Tube
Universally
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My smile has been my ticket to the world. Smiling releases the same feel-good hormones you get jogging. Caring for your lips and gums is important. I brush my teeth morning and night, alternating toothpaste brands. In addition to flossing, I use a Water Pik to massage my gums and remove food particles.
Christie Brinkley / Model
Smile
Brands
Caring
Hormones
Jogging
Lips
Massage
Particles
Release
Teeth
Toothpaste
Water
Addition
Brush
Smiling
Ticket
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You know you get a tube of toothpaste... such a bloody con. You squeeze and squeeze and nothing more comes out? Well, take a pair of scissors and cut it about an inch and a half from the bottom and it's absolutely packed with stuff! I do that, then cut off the top bit, so I can stick that back on and it doesn't dry out!
Chris De Burgh / Singer-Songwriter
Bloody
Dry
Scissors
Toothpaste
Con
Inch
Packed
Pair
Squeeze
Tube
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Three months before he died, I began to steal things from my father's house. I wandered around barefoot and slipped objects into my pockets. I took blush, toothpaste, two chipped finger bowls in celadon blue, a bottle of nail polish, a pair of worn patent-leather ballet slippers, and four faded white pillowcases the color of old teeth.
Lisa Brennan-Jobs /
Ballet
Barefoot
Blue
Color
Died
Faded
Months
Nail Polish
Objects
Pockets
Slippers
Teeth
Toothpaste
Worn
Began
Bottle
Finger
Nail
Pair
Steal
Took
Wandered
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