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I had not picked up a tennis racket in 15 years, so I tried.
I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
Yeah, I did a cameo in an upcoming movie called Constantine.
I dont think anyone can get away from high school unscathed.
As an actor, being on autopilot is the worst thing possible.
I've aged. 'Patagonia' has robbed me of a decade of my life.
I accept a role only if it's something I really, really like
I'm getting too old to play some parts, but I'm still greedy
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!
They think I'm crazy and maybe I am. But maybe I'm a genius.
Women are just different. Their sensibilities are different.
It don't take long to kill things. Not like it does to grow.
Never played football, but I'm an athlete. I'm a competitor.
Imitation is flattery, and The Hills Have Eyes is a classic.
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite.
Ive read an awful lot of books, Ive read alot of awful books
I don't think tongue cancer is the best cancer for an actor.
It's a difficult thing as an actor not to repeat one's self.
Life is the power that's greater than I can ever comprehend.
I don't cook. I think they named the 'Mike'-rowave after me.
I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid.
One of my first real parts was 'Crash' - that won the Oscar.
Some of your worst gangsters are guys who were very low-key.
Being out of work for 13 to 15 years is no walk in the park.
If things are not working out, they just stop going forward.
I really just love making comedies; I love doing characters.
I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.
I'm tender when I need to be. I'm tough when I should to be.
I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.
I just want to be a better actor. You can always get better.
Art is supposed to spark conversation and make people think.
Clearly, everybody knows I can rap; I can freestyle all day.
I think my kids give mommy more attention than they give me.
It's nice to have someone write a couture character for you.
I have what I guess is medically known as a farting problem.
As my mum still candidly says, I was the runt of the litter.
Don't use barbiturates before going on stage. And be honest.
With Harley, you build it, then you've got to take it apart.
Acting is the art of being and existing, and not being fake.
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
An artist is always out of step with the time. He has to be.
On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''
You can't try to be authentic. You either are or you aren't.
Didn't you take economics? You could have had me for $49.95.
I know a lot about the Titanic. My dad was a Titanic expert.
If one day speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling.
My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.
'A Christmas Story' has always meant a lot to me personally.
I don't think I would be an actor if I was that intelligent.