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You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
There's a lot of sacrifices you have to make to be the boss.
I grew up on a farm. We had 11 dogs and, like, 1,500 cattle.
I will never be as busy as I was in high school and college.
I don't believe in death. I think it's just a state of mind.
Why do women get paid less money? It doesn't make any sense.
I was just the perfect person to play the Mini-Me character.
I've turned down twentysomething million dollars for movies.
Look, all you can do when you find your niche is go with it.
I think television is always changing. It's always shifting.
What's important about an actor is his acting, not his life.
I like to say that I didn't choose acting - acting chose me.
I've never been one to shortchange the importance of actors.
The purpose of autonomous driving is to eliminate accidents.
People who are short, they're often portrayed as the victim.
I have a whole other side that has yet to be seen on screen.
I think any man would be nervous if his liberty is at stake.
Plans get you into things, but you got to work your way out.
A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side.
Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.
The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.
If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Take a microphone out of my hands, and I'm just plain folks.
I think we all have to fight the werewolf within us somehow.
The more powerful the villain is the more powerful the hero.
I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.
I never was disillusioned with acting because I love acting.
Some people make a great film and then they can't follow up.
There's just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.
Well for six years during Cheers I couldn't get another job.
I have been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
I mean, I like to consider myself a reasonably athletic guy.
I'm a huge Disney nut. I have been since I was a little kid.
'Breaking Bad' has definitely opened many, many doors for me.
I never stepped foot into a Brooks Brothers before 'Mad Men.'
I originally passed on 'Girls' because I thought TV was evil.
I saw the pilot for 'Girls' about six months before it aired.
You can change your spouse, your friends but never your club.
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.
With any character I do, I do my due diligence with research.
I create a playlist for each and every character that I play.
My success has been as full of luck as a crapshooter's dream.
My only ambition when I came to Hollywood was to pay my rent.
I went to all the Love-Ins. I took my kids. I enjoyed myself.
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.
I made it, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I didn't have to practice.
Museums are good things, places to look and absorb and learn.
There's a voice inside you that tells you what you should do.