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I haven't played Doctor Who since I was 9 on the playground.
'Doctor Who' has a certain amount of showbiz attached to it.
For all I know, my grandfather was a bank robber in Kilsyth.
I like playing the guy on the sidelines. They have more fun.
Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
Doing the Muppet Show you forget about conventional filming.
Love is a lot like dancing; you just surrender to the music.
The bad news motivated the drill instructors that much more.
I think drug movies free the director to make intense films.
I've been a diehard fan of 'The Simpsons' since I was a kid.
I'm used to sort of improvising a lot when I do my comedies.
I adored my mother. I absolutely adored her and admired her.
About 30 million people see me every week - I'm a happy man.
You feel your game's raised by working with the best people.
Unless you are an enormous name, you never stop auditioning.
You have to give people the opportunity to prove themselves.
I'm a minor, stupid talent compared to my brother [Joaquin].
My sister is a mess. I love her to death, but she is a mess.
Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
I've got two young kids. I don't know what the future holds.
I'm such a goofball - I need someone who can make fun of me.
Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.
People will know you for whatever they want to know you for.
Never revisit the past, that's dangerous. You know, move on.
Whether it s the country or city, I never liked the bad guy.
Pets have more love and compassion in them than most humans.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.
In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.
I just want to be remembered as somebody who paid his debts.
I still think I'm going to do something else when I grow up.
And If I fly or if I fall, at least I can say I gave it all.
But if you deem them worthy, people deserve a second chance.
Life's journey - it unfolds for you as you are ready for it.
It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.
I respond in the moment which is what makes me a good actor.
You know us crazy kids. We'll do anything crazy to our hair.
I played football growing up in junior high and high school.
I come from a good family. I come from a faith-based family.
I guess I'm quite practical. Or at least like to think I am.
My grandpa has always been the tech-savvy one of the family.
Three of my tattoos can be considered spiritual or faithful.
Acting is behaving truthfully under imaginary circumstances.
I think every red-blooded male enjoys brandishing a firearm.
When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.
I was actually cut out of 'L.A. Story'... and rightfully so.
What we are as actors, for better and for worse, is visible.