My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second ...

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I always wanted to be a psychiatrist.

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.

Songwriting is the cheapest psychiatrist I know.

One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

I'm inclined to believe you need the psychiatrist.

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.

There's no drugs, no Tom in a dress, no psychiatrists.

I have no hang-ups. I don't have to go to psychiatrists.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

If I wasn't in fashion, I would have been a psychiatrist.

I always wanted to be an archaeologist or a psychiatrist.

A psychiatrist is the god of our age. But they cost money.

Psychiatrists don't solve anything from one day to the next.

That's the era we grew up in. It's weak to go to a psychiatrist.

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

I have seen one or two psychiatrists. They just sit and nod and doodle.

I see a psychiatrist once a week and I'm closer than ever to my children.

If you listen to neurologists and psychiatrists, you'd never fall in love.

In Greece we're too poor to go to psychiatrists -- we have friends instead.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

I expect most psychiatrists have a patient or two they'd like to refer to me.

Psychiatrist to patient: Maybe you don't have a complex. Maybe you are inferior.

Going to a psychiatrist has become one of the most dangerous things a person can do.

I think I need a psychiatrist because I do believe I am mentally disturbed in some way.

A mental healer may be a psychiatrist. A psychiatrist may or may not be a mental healer.

I said I would never go to a psychiatrist, and I spent much of my life in psychoanalysis.

What I like about singing is that, for me, it's a substitute for the psychiatrist's couch.

Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.

In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you.

I started taking my mental health seriously, really working with a therapist and a psychiatrist.

Half a psychiatrist's patients see him because they are married - the other half because they're not.

We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

If the nineteenth century was the age of the editorial chair, ours is the century of the psychiatrist's couch.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

God seems willing to act as the most sublime psychologist, psychotherapist, or even psychiatrist if we are willing.

I'd make a good psychiatrist. I can work people out very easily and very quickly. I've been like that since childhood.

If you agree with me on 9 out of 12 issues, vote for me. If you agree with me on 12 out of 12 issues, see a psychiatrist.

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

As for being responsible or irresponsible, we don't recognize those notions, they're for policemen and courtroom psychiatrists.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it.

I know that things get worse before they get better because that’s what my psychiatrist says, but this is a worse that feels too big.

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