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Guns do kill. Unlike cars, that is all they do.
God never gives us more than what we can carry.
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
A threat is a promise followed by a consequence.
All art is someone trying to tell you something.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
If time means nothing to you, then surf the Web.
[Dwight Eisenhower was ] a citizen of the world.
Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.
Food, sex, and liquor create their own appetite.
I analyze religious knowledge and consciousness.
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
Evil cannot be accommodated. It must be defeated.
Be true to your audience, or you will lose money.
You do not know what you can miss before you try.
Chicago Cubs fans are ninety percent scar tissue.
Chess is beautiful enough to waste your life for.
Democracy requires a certain relish for confusion
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
The Bears treat offense as if its bubonic plague.
We are not our best intentions. We are what we do.
All promises are empty - until they are fulfilled.
I'm SO glad I spent 10 years being sad and lonely.
I'm a former Red Sox fan, now fully rehabilitated.
Hoary-headed old Winter, I have had enough of you!
We cannot waste time. We can only waste ourselves.
America is Republican until 5:00 or 6:00 at night.
I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.
Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.
The Bears treat offense as if it's bubonic plague.
Give. Even when you know you can get nothing back.
Compassion crowns the soul with its truest victory.
We can cry for years but sometimes gotta smile too.
Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
No person ever died by drowning in their own sweat.
Watching 'Girls' has just given me renewed courage.
Donald Trump's a bigot without a shadow of a doubt.
I have always believed in the marketplace of ideas.
The free lunch is the essence of modern liberalism.
One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.
I enjoy competing in the marketplace of free ideas.
BoomTown has long been a big fan of Martha Stewart.
John Kerry's biography was central to his campaign.
So keep fighting for freedom and justice, beloveds.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.