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Fear - jealousy - money - revenge - and protecting someone you love.
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.
Reformers have the idea that change can be achieved by brute sanity.
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder.
A man thinking or working is always alone, let him be where he will.
Is the devil to have all the passions as well as all the good tunes?
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
The worst that a man can do to himself is to do injustice to others.
Happiness is above all things the calm, glad certainty of innocence.
Let's pretend that we're human beings and that we're actually alive.
I always say that I'm a writer who writes more from place than race.
I shall not die young, for I am already near seventy: I may die old.
I look at you and I see the final triumph of stupidity in the world!
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.
Women are standing up and leaning forward and asserting their power.
The ancients, sir, are the ancients, and we are the people of today.
You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a moustache.
Would that well-thinking people should be replaced by thinking ones.
Trust your instincts. If you have no instincts, trust your impulses.
She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.
There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.
Calumniate, calumniate; there will always be something which sticks.
Men understand the worth of blessings only when they have lost them.
If anything is spoken in jest, it is not fair to turn it to earnest.
I much prefer a compliment, even if insincere, to sincere criticism.
If war is the solution, why didn't Roosevelt declare war on poverty?
Ay, ay, the best terms will grow obsolete: damns have had their day.
While we pursue the unattainable, we make impossible the realizable.
What I sometimes mistake for ecstasy is simply the absence of grief.
We all exist in relation to the world, our partners, the human race.
I have no desire to suffer twice, in reality and then in retrospect.
We must wait until the evening to see how splendid the day had been.
Whoever gets up and comes to grips with Love like a boxer is a fool.
To live with glory, or with glory die, This is the brave man's part.
The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
The public for which masterpieces are intended is not of this earth.
I'm offended by things and take pathetic little stands against them.
My life is sectioned off into hot flushes, pursuits of this or that.
I tend to be sort of quiet and shy and awkward in social situations.
Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.
I am lonesome so regular it's like a job I gotta report to every day.
Thou shouldst not decide until thou hast heard what both have to say.