Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

What the eye does not see, the heart does not grieve over, does it?

Women are seldom silent. Their beauty is forever speaking for them.

I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.

Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.

It is not fair to treat as serious that which is only said in joke.

Remind a man of what he remembers, and you will make him forget it.

Death's a debt; his mandamus binds all alike- no bail, no demurrer.

Quite the opposite. I might fall on my face, but I feel born again.

Your taste in music is excellent. It exactly coinsides with my own!

I don't want to be a playwright, I want to be a rock and roll star.

When I first started, I didn't really know how to structure a play.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure evil with evil.

Even the stout of heart shrink when they see the approach of death.

Those who arrive at the end of the journey are not those who began.

Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.

The chief danger about Paris is that it is such a strong stimulant.

The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!

There is no pleasure in the world like writing well and going fast.

I think we have a cultural difficulty with looking at our problems.

It is better of course to know useless things than to know nothing.

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?

I'm very unhappy about my entire life if my writing is going wrong.

A Unitarian very earnestly disbelieves what everyone else believes.

I nauseate walking; 'tis a country diversion, I loathe the country.

Literature flourishes best when it is half a trade and half an art.

The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values.

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

There are those who go to the theatre as they would go to a brothel.

Love is simply the name for the desire and the pursuit of the whole.

You specialize in something until one day it is specializing in you.

Down deep in His heart God is a comedian who loves to make us laugh.

All of art is a search for ways of being, of living life more fully.

All art is political in the sense that it serves someone's politics.

It is virtue that gives glory; that will endenizen a man everywhere.

Court a mistress, she denies you; let her alone, she will court you.

The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

I'm ashamed to say the first play I saw at the Royal Court was mine.

Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I hate myself, but always I miss you

A good film script should be able to do completely without dialogue.

If you engage people on a vital, important level, they will respond.

At the turn of the century theatre does not have to be prescriptive.

Life is perhaps best regarded as a bad dream between two awakenings.

I despise charity. It gives crumbs to a few and silences the others.

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.

No one is more conventional than a woman who is falling out of love.

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