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I can be affectionate about a lot of things without watching them.
There's a way in which 'The Illusion' is a play about the theater.
Wearing a hat confers undeniable authority over those without one.
The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.
It is a nuisance that knowledge can only be acquired by hard work.
Standards are always out of date. That's what makes them standards.
I'm less genial than people think, but I'm too timid to seem nasty.
There is nothing like an insane asylum for gently incubating death.
Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.
To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.
I think it's a mistake to ever look for hope outside of one's self.
I am bewildered by the death of love. And my responsibility for it.
Success, instead of giving freedom ofchoice, becomes a way of life.
Life is just a plain bloody mess, that's all. And people are fools.
What do you do with your legacy, and how do you best put it to use?
If you want to participate in life, you have to deny your identity.
Where it concerns himself, Who's angry at a slander, makes it true.
My problem is I'm a man of no convictions - at least, I think I am.
An inability to handle language is not the same thing as stupidity.
There's no such thing as talent; you just have to work hard enough.
Welcome to Chicago. This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.
I don't think there's any information to be gotten from television.
Influence is a matter of selection - both acceptance and rejection.
There are always going to be more actors than anybody can ever use.
Illness is the opposite of freedom. It makes everything impossible.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals
The man who has never made a mistake will never make anything else.
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.
The real moment of success is not the moment apparent to the crowd.
A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing.
Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.
The circle is the fundamental geometry of open human communication.
Writing for the theater, you find yourself living a nocturnal life.
I write because I don't know how to ask my questions any other way.
Eve and the apple was the first great step in experimental science.
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
I love Stewart Lee's 'Comedy Vehicle' on BBC2. The guy is a genius.
I'm very opinionated, very intelligent and not afraid to show that.
Happiness is rarely absent; it is we that know not of its presence.
To disdain today is to prove that yesterday has been misunderstood.
I’m a child of the universe, I have lived in almost all continents.
Human weakness is to desire to know what one does not want to know.
People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous.
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.