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When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it
As my mother said, I never sprang out of bed with a glad shout! My voice needed oiling and then it took off.
I want my weekends off and I want to put my kids to bed. Those are good reasons to want to be in 'Batman 2'.
I reckon I had 30 Spider-Man costumes over the years since I was a little baby. I had Spider-Man bed sheets.
[On going into politics:] My husband went to bed with Debbie Reynolds and he woke up with Eleanor Roosevelt.
I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
As a cure for the cold, take your toddy to bed, put one bowler hat at the foot, and drink until you see two.
The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mother's hand making sure I was settled in bed.
We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed.
With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.
Getting after this terrible, avoidable waste of human potentiality is what gets me out of bed every morning.
I stir in bed and the memories rise out of me like a buzz of flies from a carcass. I crave to be rid of them.
In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side, stricken men await the verdict of fate.
Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal
I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.
Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes" "Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.
I never, ever go to bed with make-up on; I always make sure I cleanse with Nivea Gentle Cleansing Cream Wash.
Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.
Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.
I can assure you that next to my bed, there is always a copy of the Dharmapada which I read from every night.
Getting out of bed is like the foundation of the discipline, and I think it carries over into everything else.
I'm not lonely, and I think that has a lot to do with what's on my bedside table rather than what's in my bed.
Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.
If I'm having a sleepover with my friends, they make fun of me because I take an hour to get ready before bed!
No one is depressed when they're asleep, which is why being in bed is such a safe place if you're really down.
The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.
You know your getting older when you lay in bed til 10am and think to yourself god I just wasted half the day.
I had enough trouble not falling down when the ground was dry; it might be safer for me to go back to bed now.
Once I found a mouse under my bed in an apartment in Paris. I am terrified of mice! I couldn't sleep for days.
You can always wake up on the wrong side of the bed and boo-hiss everyone suffers. We can all be temperamental.
I tend to vote Republican, but I don't like the hardcore views on either side, and I'm not in bed with anybody.
New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.
If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'
Before I go to bed at night, I ice my face, because it closes your pores and makes a difference in the morning.
Some are masters of illusions, some are ministers of trade, all under the same delusion, all their beds unmade.
Now I literally roll out of bed and put on whatever is there. I have really enjoyed being a boy this last year.
It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.
If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.
My kids probably stay up too late. My wife goes to bed around 3 A.M., and I follow around 7 A.M., but it works.
No one, but no one, ever behaves 'well' in bed unless they love or are loved - two conditions seldom fulfilled.
When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
The theater used to be a place where you look like a human being. Now people look like they just got out of bed.
I write in bed, too. I find it very comforting. I want to sort of, like, crawl in a fetal position if I have to.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
As much as I'd like to be listening to other things, I can't do that until I get all of this sort of put to bed.