This collection holds 258 cookies quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are John Perry, Haruki Murakami and Halston Sage.

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Voltaire was a smart cookie.

Life is like a box of cookies.

I love oatmeal raisin cookies.

It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.

Divorce doesn't fit my cookie-cutter image.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery

He who take cookie to bed have crummy night ahead.

I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake.

The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him.

I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her!

Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie.

In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

The big cheat meal will be a cookies and cream milkshake.

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crummy attitude.

If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.

She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies.

Cheesecake and cookies is something I can't stay away from.

I like to have cookies in the morning before I go swimming.

And thats the way it was and thats the way the cookie crumbles

I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never.

I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

After you eat Grandma's cookies, everything in life gets better.

I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies!

My cheat days are bread, bread, bread, and cookies. I love bread!

I love chocolate in any form, be it cookies, cakes or milkshakes.

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas.

I have a major weakness for Oreo cookies and David Yurman jewelry.

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar

Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Just because you're sober, don't think you're a good driver, Cookie.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

I love chocolate chip cookies - really anything with chocolate will do!

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.

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