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Twas Noah who first planted the vine And mended his morals by drinking its wine.
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Girls shouldn't drink because their bodies are not made for drinking and smoking.
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
I do not consume alcohol. You won't find a single picture that shows me drinking.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
A little rain beats down a big wind. Long drinking bouts break open the tun(der).
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
To me, working out is literally like eating a meal or drinking water or breathing.
All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Now is the time for drinking; now the time to beat the earth with unfettered foot.
Drinking is a fast-forward button; it makes you feel close to a person so quickly.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it.
The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
I have generally and will always fight for clean air and safe drinking water laws.
Nobody cares that you're smart and nobody cares that your kids don't have bruises.
I turned Hamlet down because it was going to take up too much of my drinking time.
Nature, as we know her, is no saint.... She comes eating and drinking and sinning.
To me, climbing is like eating or drinking. I have to do it; it's part of my life.
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking.
There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
The rapturuous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense
I'm constantly drinking a lot of water to flush my kidneys out. That helps my body.
The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.
After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.
I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.
Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
Well from a personal perspective, quitting drinking is a decision I felt good about.
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
We had some port, and drank damnation to the play and eternal remorse to the author.
I'm on a 24 hour champagne diet. Spillin while I'm sippin I encourage you to try it.