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Agriculture is the new golf
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Agriculture
Golf
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You can grow without destroying the things that you love.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Destroying
Grows
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Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Courses
Estates
Golf
Real
Sell
Estate
Golf Courses
Real Estate
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Alcohol
Drinking
Drunk
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If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Inspirational
Happy Marriage
Needs
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All Americans need a sense of place. That's what makes our physical surroundings worth caring about.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Caring
House
Needs
Surroundings
American
All Americans
Place
Makes
Physical
Sense
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Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Married
People
Swag
Two
Close
Johnny
Two People
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There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Eight
House
Milton
Night
People
Tuesday
Tuesday Night
Time Night People
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Honesty is the most single most important factor having a direct bearing on the final success of an individual, corporation, or product.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Success
Army
Direct
Honesty
Important
Individual
Single
Bearing
Corporation
Factor
Final
Having
Honesty Is
Product
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The image of a community is fundamentally important to its economic well-being. If all places look alike, there's no reason to go anywhere.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Nature
Community
Smart
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The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Bottom
Golf
Golf Course
Growth
Majority
Numbers
Buy
Communities
Course
Total
Homes
Play Golf
Terms
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There is no planning. On the night it is really great, it's euphoria and if it is not so great there is always tomorrow night. That was his attitude.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Attitude
Euphoria
Night
Planning
Tomorrow
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I have learned two important lessons from my association with the Marine Corps: always be on time and always be ready to do what is required when you get there.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Important
Marine
Two
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It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really don't have anything. It's hard to build a community around parking lots and subdivisions.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Community
Downtown
Kind
Parking
Build
Lots
Suburb
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Like Venice, Italy, New Orleans is a cultural treasure. And everyone who lived in the city should be allowed to come back. But that doesn't mean that they all should live in exactly the same spot that they lived before.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Cities
Mean
New Orleans
Treasure
Venice
Allowed
City Live New
Cultural
Exactly The Same
City New Live
Spot
Italy
Orleans
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The best places to live, work, and visit are those places that are willing to uphold their standards in the face of pressure to allow lowest common denominator development... Successful communities understand that when they say no to development that is contrary to the long-term health of their community, they will almost always get better development in its place.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Nature
Smart
Successful
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Tourism is the sum total of the travel experience. It is not just what happens at the destination. It involves everything that a person sees and does from the time he or she leaves home until the vacation is over. Getting there can be half the fun, but frequently it is not. There are many great destinations in America, but, unfortunately, there are very few great journeys left, which is why it is in the interest of the tourism industry to encourage the development of greenways, heritage corridor, bike paths, hiking trails, and other forms of alternative transportation.
Ed Mcmahon / Comedian
Journey
Vacation
Home
Fun
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