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Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
I didn't have a hard time making it, I had a hard time letting it go.
We thought that we had the answers, it was the questions we had wrong.
God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering.
All art is contemporary art because it had to be made when it was now.
I've had a lot of plastic surgery, and I'm completely honest about it.
I have been to hell and back. I had a very, very bad nervous breakdown.
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
There was another life that I might have had, but I am having this one.
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
If you don't know someone who's had a problem with addiction, you will.
Oh my gosh, I mean, I've had many experiences of men calling me psycho.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
I had a lot of growing up to do. A lot of times, I learned the hard way.
Every cinematographer I worked with had his own way of solving problems.
When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.
If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure.
Even rats can only be kicked around for so long before they've had enough.
When you have had a taste of excellence, you cannot go back to mediocrity.
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
I actually had a dream, which I believe is right from God, about My Pillow.
If summer had one defining scent, it'd definitely be the smell of barbecue.
When language fails, violence becomes a language; I never had that feeling.
I never knew how ugly and how stupid I was until, you know, we had Twitter.
Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Everybody remembers Robbie Williams said I had a face like a satellite dish.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
My father Dwarakaprasad Bedi had an electrical accessories factory in Delhi.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.
Do I believe in God? Yes I do. When you've had a life like mine, you have to.
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
I've always had a duck personality. Calm above water, feet going crazy below.
I had braces for six years! Kids would call me 'big teeth' or 'rabbit teeth.'
I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
If one had but a single glance to give the world, one should gaze on Istanbul.
I wouldn't trade the experiences I've had over the past 36 years for anything.
I've always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture.