Which are you first, a Jew or an American? A Jew.

I am not a Hollywood Jew and I won't ever be one.

I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.

Anti-Semitism is a disease-you catch it from Jews

Being a Jew and an Israeli are inseparable things.

The Jews of Poland are the smeariest of all races.

I'm a Tulsa Jew and I have a religious upbringing.

No gassing took place in any camp on Germany soil.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

I've begun to think like a Jew, to feel like a Jew.

Your body is a temple, whether you're a Jew or not.

The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews.

I am a Christian and a Hindu and a Muslim and a Jew.

We Jews really don't need any tutoring in democracy.

Jews are a perverse people, accursed by God forever.

The bittersweetness of uncertainty: To win or to lose.

I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.

Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!

There are more Muslims in North America then Jews Now.

If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you.

Guilt. It comes naturally to me as a Jew and a Liberal.

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

God's love doesn't leave out Jews or Muslims or anyone.

The holocaust is the solution to the Jews final question

I grew up so conservative. I grew up as an orthodox Jew.

Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

Don’t let yourselves be poisoned by those wandering Jews.

Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself.

Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler

[Jews were] fomenting a general plague on the whole world.

Jews lie as reflexively and unthinkingly as humans breathe.

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews.

I am a Zionist. You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist.

If you ever forget you're a Jew, a Gentile will remind you.

He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good.

This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.

The primary task of a Jew in turbulent times is to be Jewish.

I'm sure this Jesus will not do Either for Englishman or Jew.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Jews can make more money accidentally than you can on purpose.

The Jewish question is really the most serious of our problems.

Something fundamental about the myth of the Jew has resurfaced.

When the time comes, they won't ask what kind of a Jew you are.

The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

How can the Jews be blamed for rejecting what was never offered?

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.

The rats are underneath the piles/ The Jew is underneath the lot.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Before Ben-Yehuda... Jews could speak Hebrew; after him they did.

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