There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency.

To the Jews only, and not to the Gentiles, was a Saviour promised.

Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover.

I think more than 20 percent of Nobel Prizes have been won by Jews.

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

The Jew must clearly understand one thing at once, he must get out!

Nearly all Bolshevist agitators in Germany and elsewhere were Jews.

Oh,' she said. 'I have never seen a Jew before. Can I see his horns?

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

Ive always felt robbed of something by people not knowing I was a Jew.

After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles.

[The Jews have] an attitude of hostility and hatred towards all others.

Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.

There hasn't been a more effeminate Jew in the closet since Anne Frank.

If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, there wouldn't be a Holocaust.

I would like every Jew to be as comfortable in his skin as I am in mine.

A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.

You ought to let the Jews have Jerusalem; it is they who made it famous.

I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.

The Jews are the most hateful and the most shameful of the small nations.

The Jews detests the spirit of the nation in the midst of which they live.

The Jews have always been students, and their greatest study is themselves.

To be a Jew means always being with the oppressed and never the oppressors.

We Jews had more power than you Americans had during the War [World War I].

I don't think anyone can calculate the effect of having a Jew on the ticket.

It is true that not all the victims were Jews, but all the Jews were victims

Being among my people is a delight. We Jews live among ourselves. I love it.

What will ye then that I shall do unto him whom ye call the King of the Jews?

We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers.

You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.

Myself, first of all, I am a Jew. And that is the most important thing for me.

We belong to the One mastering God: you belong to the republic of playful gods.

As Jews, their families left Russia to escape the poverty and the antisemitism.

It is an open secret that Jews do not work, but rather let others work for them.

If you have never read the Protocols, you know nothing about the Jewish question.

I remain convinced that I can be a true universalist only when I am a better Jew.

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

The Jews in the ghetto were every bit as imperfect as human beings anywhere else.

If I weren't a Jew then I wouldn't be an artist, or at least not the one I am now.

Better than the rest of us, they [the Jews] sensed what was ahead for their people.

Christians call it the "Sacrifice of Isaac," and Jews call it the "Binding of Isaac."

What do I have in common with Jews? I don't even have anything in common with myself.

The Jews deserved to die. I have no regrets. If I had the chance I would do it again.

I was the only Jew who'd ever been elected, and I don't know when there'll be another.

When Auden said his poetry didn't save one Jew from the gas chamber, he'd said it all.

In the heart of any pious Jew, God is a Jew. Is your God an Englishman or an American?

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

Jews talk a lot about God. But actually their god, just like Marx said, is money. Cash!

The Jew haters and white supremacists…all they do is fight with each other all day too.

Share This Page