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Thou fool! Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom; ... - Thomas Carlyle

Thou fool! Nature alone is antique, and the oldest art a mushroom; that idle crag thou sittest on is six thousand years of age.

You're not a man, you're a mushroom!

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

I can't stand anything with mushrooms.

Be ruthless about protecting writing days.

Dinner is usually just pasta with mushrooms.

You must grow like a tree, not like a mushroom

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain.

Attend to mushrooms and all other things will answer up.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

I am... a mushroom; On whom the dew of heaven drops now and then.

If you don't have a plan, you become part of somebody else's plan.

Wherever there were horses or ponies the mushrooms always sprang up.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

The first sign of a 'smoking gun,' they argue, may be a mushroom cloud.

Mushrooms can be very fancy. It's the closest you can get to eating dirt.

The rain increases and umbrellas sprout like mushrooms amongst the graves.

I hate olives. They're so nasty. I hate everything about olives. Mushrooms, too.

But love, like a mushroom high compared with the buzz from cheap weed, outlasts grief.

It's interesting, isn't it? . . . the chandelier . . . it reminds me of mushroom soup.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half.

Discipline tops my list of most-hated things, followed closely by portobello mushrooms.

Come on sempai, would you please stop growing mushrooms in other people's closets? -Haruhi

If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools.

Well, a peach has a lovely taste and so does a mushroom, but you can't put the two together.

...but I also can't prove that mushrooms could not be intergalactic spaceships spying on us.

If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.

You have to treat yourself like a mushroom to some degree, in order to keep on discovering things.

I suppose the old natural stuff would be ok, the old mushroom, but I wouldn't advise anyone to do it.

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters.

Does it follow that because there are poisonous toadstools which resemble mushrooms, both are dangerous?

I have the same opinion of dances that physicians have of mushrooms: the best of them are good for nothing.

If you do not know where the mushroom products you are consuming are grown, think twice before eating them.

One mushroom cloud would change history. My deepest fear is that this is exactly what they [Al Qaeda] intend.

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers.

Blunders, no, only friendship binds us to honesty - attracting crypts of mushrooms in the wake of our snowboards.

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world.

I respect Shigeru Miyamoto, so there will be a lot of mushrooms in 'Metal Gear Solid 3.' But you cannot eat turtles.

Can you understand your own dreams, which arise with mushrooms' rank richness in the night-forests within your skull?

I think I always have many ideas for books in my head. It's like a forest full of mushrooms. Some are big, some are small.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

I look at trees, hunt mushrooms, and watch animals. Fishing is what gets me out into the woods so I can notice these things.

Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don’t like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know.

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