Paint like a pig eats.

Irish as a Paddy's pig.

When in doubt, pig out!

I hate pigs. I hate goats.

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

A pig painted gold is still a pig.

I am like a blind pig when I work.

Hogs and pigs are very intelligent.

I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!

To the heavens on the wings of a pig.

I have eyes like those of a dead pig.

If wishes were wings, pigs would fly.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

You can't fatten the pig on market day.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.

Death to the pigs is my basic statement.

Any Christian who is not a hero is a pig.

Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.

ManBearPig, half man, half bear, half pig

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

An artist is like a pig snouting truffles.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

I seen a pig so big it’d block out the sun.

In The Land of the Pig, The Butcher Is King

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Spill her blood.

Though he love not to buy the pig in the poke.

I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.

I'm not afraid to say I'm at war with the pigs.

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

Pride grows in the human heart like lard on a pig.

Happiness, as a pursuit, is suitable only for pigs.

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.

I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool.

It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.

On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.

There are a lot of women who live with pot-bellied pigs.

Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!

Teach him how you will, a pig will never play the flute.

After all, what could you expect from a pig but a grunt?

You can't weigh the soul of a man with a bar of pig-iron.

Pigs eat more tuna than all the planet's sharks combined.

Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty and they enjoy it.

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