I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners

I love to cook, and I love to have all my family around the dinner table.

You have to learn to get up from the table when love is not being served.

This year women learned that if we aren't at the table, we're on the menu.

I was the kid who was drawing on tables or removing the legs of furniture.

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Hillary Clinton knows how to sit down at a table and negotiate tough deals.

Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.

You've got to learn to leave the table When love's no longer being served".

Creativity always dies a quick death in rooms that house conference tables.

Servant leadership teaches us that you have to lay your cards on the table.

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs.

The table is the only place where we do not get weary during the first hour.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

I have said it before and I will say it again: Impeachment is off the table.

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops.

Charity provides crumbs from the table; justice offers a place at the table.

Those who are called to the table of the Lord must glow with the brightness.

I find that I have no problem getting a table at a restaurant when I walk in.

Always remember to set a place at the table of life for the unexpected guest.

What a magnificent body, how I should like to see it on the dissecting table.

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

Whatever the truth is, I don’t see how it will help me get food on the table.

I hate table reads. I hate anything where you have to say the words out loud.

The milk of human kindness should be brought fresh to the table every morning.

No matter how busy you are make time to eat at a table. A desk is not a table.

Take the military option off the table - we have already seen it doesn't work.

You cannot win if you're not at the table. You have to be where the action is.

It really bothers me when people don't use coasters. Particularly on my table.

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

The paper landed on the table, but the news was stapled to his chest. A tattoo.

Comes the time when it's later and onto your table the headwaiter puts the bill

Drink to me! I just realized that I've slept with everyone at this table! ~Nell

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

You know, you have to put bread on the table. So you thank God you got the job.

You can fake your way to the table, but ultimately you have to learn how to eat.

The sooner we act, the sooner we can start turning the tables on cyberattackers.

Potatoes have such a high GI rating; it's almost the same as eating table sugar.

The walk downstairs to the breakfast table is excercise enough for any gentleman.

The discourses of the table among true loving friends are held in strict silence.

You can't sit at the table of success for too long or you'll feel bored and dead.

It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.

Stay away from iodized table salt. It's just bad and doesn't help food taste good.

When there are four or five tables going on it is hard to keep your concentration.

I hope to be 70 and sitting at the table with journalists, talking about my films.

I was in Rent, for Gods sake. The closest we came to stunts was dancing on a table.

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

It's really not that hard to put food on the table if that's what you decide to do.

Our lives are a mosaic of little things, like putting a rose in a vase on the table.

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