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I write like a two-year-old, and I can't spell.
Harry Redknapp / Football Manager
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck / Column Author
Shopping
Two Year Olds
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Jerry Seinfeld / Comedian
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Parenting
Children
Laughter
Witty
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Having
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The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter.
Dan Stevens / Actor
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Female
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My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn.
Elizabeth Edwards / Attorneys In The United States
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Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
Denis Leary / Actor
Born
Folks
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Naps
Powerful
Racism
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Having a two-year-old son is challenging, and my missus is only 21, so we're both young, and it is difficult.
Kyle Walker /
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If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.
Anthony Bourdain / Chef
New York
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Sometimes, you'll watch the news and you'll see two-year-old boys in South Africa, wearing 'Spider-Man' t-shirts. It's such a global phenomenon.
James Vanderbilt /
Phenomenon
South Africa
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Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it.
Ali Wong /
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Going from a two-year-old Polish boy, who practically came to Germany with nothing more than a football under his arm, to a world champion - it's more than I could have ever imagined.
Lukas Podolski / Soccer Player
Football
Germany
Boy
Arm
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I'm a grandfather now, and when I watch children's shows with my two-year-old grandson, Arlo, I'm delighted because it's completely non-traditional casting. It feels like a utopia. How the world should be.
Art Malik /
Casting
Delighted
Grandfather
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I have a two-year-old at home, and my whole life is - besides revolved around keeping this little person alive, just watching them on the stairs and eating food and everything of every minute of every day - you plan what time you're going to bed so that you can be your best self first thing in the morning.
Rosemarie Dewitt / Actress
Stairs
Life Time Best
Besides
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As long as you think of your real self as the person you are, then of course you're going to be fearful of death. But what is a person? A person is a pattern of behavior, of a larger awareness. You know, the two-year-old dies before the three-year-old shows up, the three-year-old dies before the teenager shows up.
Deepak Chopra / Author
Fearful
Real
Real Self
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Thinking
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A lot of people say, 'Wow, you're a single father of twin boys, that's crazy!' Two toddlers can get hectic, but I wouldn't change it for anything. Every day they teach me different things. The love is there. When you have a two-year-old saying every other hour, 'Papi, te amo. Papi, I love you,' it can't get better.
Ricky Martin / Musician
Crazy
Different Things
Father
Hectic
Love Is
Love You
Love Change Love Is
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