Don't bait your breath. That's bad for your health.

When I was growing up, Green Day had just come out.

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.

Beatle bones and smokin' stones the dry sands fall.

Most of modern rock and roll is a product of guilt.

I grew up knowing [Jack Johnson], surfing with him.

When I was in Canada, I had a lot of time to think.

You only have 12 notes. Do what you want with them.

Nirvana was huge, but it didn't appeal to everyone.

I knew all the rules but the rules did not know me.

Spit fire from my hammer like I wasn't God's child.

I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

Playing 'Tetris' for 15 minutes is like meditation.

Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

This is a stupid song and that's the way I like it.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

He wants to do you in cause the color of your skin.

She was a steady date until she put on some weight.

Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.

If you polish things too much, it loses the feeling

The greatest teacher is just going out and playing.

What's often in your heart is the hardest to reach.

The Concert for Bangladesh was just a moral stance.

Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil.

I am ultimately comfortable with what I'm sampling.

The greatest music is made for love, not for money.

I just can't perform well unless I'm wearing jeans.

I would definitely pick Flint over Detroit any day.

I find it takes a lot of strength to endure myself.

I have been restless for as long as I can remember.

I love being a storyteller. I love telling stories.

I am neither pro- nor anti-gun. I am gun-conscious.

You don't have to live the blues to play the blues.

In a phrase: I always hope it keeps getting better.

I always had the feeling that Bleachers is my soul.

Music is the only thing keeping the planet together

How I dressed in high school is the way we dressed.

We all get old together/And we all get old forever.

I would cut off my right arm to be someone's lover.

I think, in a world of mouths, I want to be an ear.

You want that - peers respecting what you're doing.

I'm just as much into Emperor as I am Alice Cooper.

We'll open for anyone, we are just looking to play.

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