Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.

I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand-new day.

Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.

I went to bed last night dreaming of tuna melts. I love food.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating.

Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

I had no money nor friends to prepare for the trial till last night.

No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

Jesus Christ came into my prison cell last night, and every stone flashed like a ruby.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long.

I can't take days off and play like I did last night. Maybe some people can, but I can't.

It's nice to know you have support. Last night I got a marriage proposal. I just laughed.

The people you learn most from are the audiences, which is why I'm always best on my last night.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

I wake up and check my Instagram to see what I missed out on last night. Then I check my Twitter. Then I check my Tumblr.

I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.

I just saw 'Men, Women & Children' last night, and it's a devastating movie in a lot of ways, but it's so well done, so well acted.

We had high and boisterous winds last night and this morning: the Indians continue to purchase repairs with grain of different kinds.

I saw 'Food, Inc.' last night - it was like a horror movie. I'm definitely thinking about my food supply now and how I want to grow my own.

When we were kids, if somebody said, 'What did you watch last night?' you would have said, 'BBC Two,' but now they'll just say, 'My mobile.'

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

You might not remember what you had for dinner last night, but you remember everything about one particular summer of your youth. It's like that.

Like I went out to a predominantly black club last night and nobody said anything and I was wishing somebody would so that someone would dance with me.

It is too soon to tell, but old, tired 'Survivor' last night beat 'X Factor.' We're really proud of that. We're anticipating a very strong season for CBS.

If I don't write things down, good luck. I was talking to my mom last night. I take another call, tell her I'll call right back, 10 minutes. Think I remembered?

Great numbers of the Indians pass our camp on their hunting excursions: the day was clear and pleasant, but last night was very cold and there was a white frost.

We made them drink poison last night and Saddam Hussein's soldiers and his great forces gave the Americans a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?

If the worst that happens is that I wake up and see a picture of myself and a headline saying, 'He wasn't very funny last night', then I've got nothing to complain about.

I just saw the movie for the first time in its entirely last night. It's really cool when you're in with an audience that's so tuned in and plugged in to what's going on.

The health care reform legislation passed by the U.S. House of Representatives last night clearly violates the U.S. Constitution and infringes on each state's sovereignty.

Last night, two men tried to force my shutters. I recognized them: they are two of Rodin's Italian models. He told them to kill me. I am in his way; he wants to get rid of me.

The worst thing ever for me is go see a movie, and the next day I go, 'What did I do last night? I have no memory of this $300 million movie I watched because I felt nothing.'

I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately. I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy. Like last night, everybody else went out, and I just went straight home and went to bed.

I made observations for three hours last night, and am almost ill today from fatigue; still I have worked all day, trying to reduce the places, and mean to work hard again tonight.

A clear cold morning with high wind: we caught in a trap a large gray wolf, and last night obtained in the same way a fox who had for some time infested the neighbourhood of the fort.

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