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People who buy government debt deserve to be punished and taught a lesson
God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience.
How do you know you're having fun if there's no one watching you have it?
Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.
Presidents don't have power. Their job is to draw attention away from it.
Moving from radio to television, you can take most of the words with you.
Marvin started his ironical humming again. Zaphod hit him and he shut up.
After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.
Step with care and great tact. And remember life's a great balancing act.
The key to ultimate succcess is the determination to progress day by day.
We do not truly speak except at a distance. There is no word not severed.
Every work of art is a trick by which the artist manipulates appearances.
God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
I have taken an oath in my heart to oppose communism until the day I die.
We're such imperfect beings. I think that's more often the case than not.
I can become very emotional about math, although I'm not that good at it.
I am fortunate to have been well paid for an almost pathological honesty.
Because trying to see all sides, such an instinct is particularly Jewish.
There is only one valid species of voyage, which is walk towards the men.
If I cannot overwhelm with my quality, I will overwhelm with my quantity.
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
You don't need to use the language of God to ask where the restrooms are.
No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.
I sacrifice to no god save myself - And to my belly, greatest of deities.
The power that keeps cities of men together Is noble preservation of law.
Remember this! No amount of Bacchic reveling can corrupt an honest woman.
What is god, what is not god, what is between man and god, who shall say?
That glittering hope is immemorial and beckons many men to their undoing.
Worship is the one, total adoring response of man to the one Eternal God.
Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
What is youth except a man or woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?
You know, anyone who wears glasses, in one sense or another, is a cyborg.
Time is a river sweeping away all that is born towards the darkest shore.
A working knowledge of the devil can be very well had from resisting him.
If there were no hell, we would be like the animals. No hell, no dignity.
I spend three hours a day writing and the rest of my day getting over it.
"The more people that meet each other, the better it is for all of them."
Most people consider life a battle, but it is not a battle, it is a game.
You are in my blood. I cant help it. We can't be anywhere except together
When a quiet man is moved to passion, it seems the very earth will shake.
I won't undertake war until I have tried all the arts and means of peace.
From the gut comes the strut, and where hunger reigns, strength abstains.
I am ashamed of my century for being so entertaining but I have to smile.
Lightness of movement is the cardinal demand one has to make on a dancer.
The old harlot, German philosophy, has finally turned into a church lady.
Anybody who preserves the ability to recognize beauty will never get old.
One must fight to get to the top, especially if one starts at the bottom.
All I am is literature, and I am not able or willing to be anything else.
Always first draw fresh breath after outbursts of vanity and complacency.
Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving.