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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through ... - Jean Kerr

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

Nobody wants to get divorced.

I assumed I'd never be divorced.

I was married and divorced at 23.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

What's worse than getting divorced?

I never thought I would be divorced.

I didn't get married to get divorced.

Our parents got divorced when I was 8 or 9.

Prosperity cannot be divorced from humanity.

My parents divorced after 25 years of marriage.

My parents got divorced when I was really young.

My parents were divorced when I was really young.

I would have been long divorced if I got married.

I am never going to get divorced, and that's that.

I know that I'm glad to be divorced and on my own.

My parents divorced when I was six but stayed close.

I just loved being divorced from my own wretchedness.

I'm just divorced and wish to enjoy my single status.

I was married at 16, a father at 17 and divorced at 18.

I've been married three times and divorced three times.

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.

When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'

I used to have a lovely Chelsea loft - then I got divorced.

I felt bad to have to get divorced. I wasn't proud of that.

I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never.

I was alone a lot as a kid, because my parents were divorced.

Getting married and divorced really is a learning experience.

I was six when my parents divorced, and that was tough for me.

My parents got divorced, and they both remarried other people.

I came from a divorced mother and father, obviously mixed race.

Many lovers have been divorced By having what is free enforced.

My parents divorced, and I didn't have much of a daddy growing up.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

My parents were divorced and I would spend weekends with my father.

The relationship of humans to nature. We are sadly divorced from it.

When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.

Like all kids with divorced parents, I have an abundance of holidays.

I think children of divorced parents do grow up quicker. You just do.

People struggle in marriages and more than 55% of people get divorced.

Anyone who's ever been divorced knows that it holds a lot of emotions.

Married in 1983, separated in 1987, and divorced in 1988. Enough said.

I don't think anyone gets married thinking that they will get divorced.

I was born to teenage parents who got married young and divorced early.

The role of fiction is supposed to be divorced from the role of reality.

Only in England would 'professor gets divorced and remarried' be a story.

Just because you've been divorced doesn't mean you're not still a family.

When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

Words divorced from action supporting them are meaningless and hypocritical.

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