I'm kind of fat.

I admit that I'm fat.

I was quite a fat lad.

I don't want to get fat.

I was really fat in school.

I don't get fat, I get skinny.

I was rather a fat little boy.

Nobody wants a fat lead singer.

Fat has a range of experiences.

Economic gross is making us fat.

My fat never made me less money.

A steak needs fat to taste great.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

No woman wants to have fat ankles.

I like books that are fat and full.

I figured being fat was my destiny.

Folk music is a bunch of fat people.

I like everything that makes you fat.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

You're never too fat for a new purse.

I'm an FFH: a Formerly Fat Housewife.

Nobody ever got fat eating vegetables.

I say just put a big fat tax on carbon.

Americans like fat books and thin women.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

It's better to be skinny than to be fat.

I was always handsome under all the fat.

Don't underestimate this little fat boy.

Mine is the least fat diet in the world.

I'm fat! There's nothing else to call it.

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.

Kids are fat because of lack of parenting.

I think you need a little fat in your diet.

If you grow up fat, you have to try harder.

I'm looking forward to getting fat and old.

Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.

'Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.'

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

Almost everything I do is related to being fat.

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.

I think there is a lot of fat in the government.

Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what.

I always loved being fat, obviously. I'm Fat Joe.

New York is a good city for not having to get fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that.

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

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