'French Women Don't Get Fat' has become something of a phenomenon.

My aim is sustainable fat loss and so I've opted for carb cycling.

I'd rather wear black than bright florals like most fat ladies do.

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac.

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.

I don't really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically.

None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes.

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them.

If you call me 'fat,' it doesn't bother me because I just don't care.

Kids would tell me I was fat and say other mean things about my body.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

I don't consider myself a fat cat. Don't make me out to be a fat cat.

On the Housewives I was real chunky. In person I don't look that fat.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

If fear grows fat on the energy you feed it, you have to talk it down.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

The people I see every day have known me since I was a little fat kid.

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.

I need to be fit and strong, and I don't want to carry any excess fat.

If you cut the fat out of your diet you feel more energetic, for sure.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

I don't go around calling myself a fat girl. It doesn't feel fun to me.

Fake fat, fake colours, fake flavours, fake sweeteners: this is poison.

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

I was always the slightly fat kid, which used to bother me quite a bit.

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

I have an excellent body, not an extra gram of fat. A washboard stomach.

I was called the girl that was 'pretty for a big girl,' 'the fat model.'

It's refreshing to have some time off from wondering whether I look fat.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.

I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat.

Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.

Eating processed foods will prevent you from losing weight and shedding fat.

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo, and I always will be.

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

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