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Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.
I have a boxer and I'm getting another boxer. I have a girlfriend, Gabby Granado, who lives with me as well.
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.
It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London.
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.
I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out.
I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.
All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous.
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
'The Girlfriend Experience' was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities.
I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.
We're not only hockey players. A lot of guys have families and girlfriends. You can't just think about hockey 24-7.
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that.
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies.
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else.
I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.
Instead of taking full advantage of having eight women at once, I spent all my time trying to find a real girlfriend.
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend.
None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day.
If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down.
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.
I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.