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Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.
Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.
I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.
I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same.
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend.
A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die.
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in.
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.
I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay.
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.
Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.
I want to play a psycho, something more challenging than just 'the girlfriend' part.
I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades.
I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.
When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend.
I got scouted to be the dude in the video for 'Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored.'
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
As the younger brother, I think you always have crushes on your older brothers girlfriends.
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about.
I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?
I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.