If I could smoke from more than one orifice, I most certainly would.

So, yeah, if I could play anyone, I think it would be Black Panther.

But I would love to work with David Lynch, if I could. He's my hero.

If I could be anything, it would be a professional basketball player.

I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump all the time.

If I could just get better a little bit each year, then I did my job.

I love 'Harry Potter.' I'm a huge nerd - I would dress up if I could.

If I could give my teenaged self any advice, it would be 'Calm down!'

If I could marry Vogue every year, I would, but two weddings will do.

If I could gain 1,000 pounds and be healthy, I would love to do that.

If I could be on any show, I think I'd want to be on 'Bad Girls Club.'

I don't know if I could date a single dad. It would depend on the guy.

If I could have any job in the world I'd be a professional Cinderella.

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

I got into rap because I can't sing. If I could sing, I'd be a singer.

If I could, I would never walk. I would just jog or, even better, run.

If I could have half the career of Diane Sawyer, I'd be a happy woman.

If I could wake all of the women of Asia, India could be won in a day.

I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.

When I started coaching, I wanted to find out quickly if I could do it.

If I could travel back in time, I'd bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.

I have been asked what would I ban immediately if I could. Advertising.

If I could take my entire savings in place of something, I’d chose time.

If I could make crazy money just doing stand-up, that's what I would do.

I got in MMA for one reason: to see if I could be the best in the world.

On the pitch if I could summarise 2018 in one word it would be progress.

If I could transform my stage life to the movies, I'd be Jack Nicholson.

If I could remember the names of all these particles, I'd be a botanist.

If I could have gave more, I would have done it. I gave everything I had

If I could choose anywhere in Brazil, the club I'd play for is Palmeiras.

If I could have my wife and kids on the road with me every week, I would.

I went out to some advertising agencies and asked if I could do anything.

I felt that some of my work was OK. If I could do it over, I'd do better.

We'll never know if I could have made it to the NFL. Do I think so? Yeah.

My laugh is filthy. I'd change it if I could, but it's become a trademark.

Labels and people didn't know if i could write original music or anything.

You can't get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool?

I would have 55 dogs if I could. I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter.

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.

If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera.

I'd like to fight welterweight and lightweight at the same time if I could.

I learned that if I could read, I could cook. I surprised myself I like it.

If I could work with any actor it would have to be Johnny Depp. He is cool.

If I could edit Google Images, then I wouldn't be as scared of the Internet.

If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.

If I could be anyone, I'd choose the lead singer of Arcade Fire, Win Butler.

If I could talk in only one language for the rest of my life, it'd be Tamil.

If I could choose something besides fashion, I would love to be a ballerina.

I used to say that if I could get paid to read books, my life would be made.

If I could go back, I think I would be a rock star instead of an actor, man.

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