I have to give back. For me, it would be a failure if I could not give back.

If I could talk it like Dahoum, you would never be tired of listening to me.

If I could afford it, I'd buy 1,000 acres and put my house right dead-center.

Early on, I decided I would see if I could make a career work on my own terms.

Never trust people; always trust paper. I'd marry a piece of paper if I could.

I love football, and if I could, I would play every day, even if it is my job.

If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything.

If I could face anyone at any point at WrestleMania, it would be Mark Andrews.

Faith keeps many doubts in her pay. If I could not doubt, I should not believe.

If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.

Of course it's a big moment for me in my career if I could win on the PGA Tour.

If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the '70s.

If I could steal someone's dream myself, I'd have to go for one of Orson Welles.

It would be wonderful if I could see the end of civilization during my lifetime.

If I could give my younger self one piece of advice, I would say, 'Lose weight.'

If I could do anything, I'd be an engineer of some sort. I used to build robots.

If I could leave anybody with anything, it's this - if you need help, ask for it.

If I could go back to my younger self, I'd be like, "Not everything's permanent."

If I could change one thing about myself... I would try to control my generosity.

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

If I could learn to treat triumph and disaster the same, then I would find bliss.

If I could, I would like my son to study in Jamshedpur, where I did my schooling.

If I could go back in time and see anyone perform, it would have to be Bob Marley.

I didn't know if I could have a career in fashion; I didn't fit in an obvious box.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.

I would be more at peace if I could just record music and slide it under the door.

I like my old nose. If I could get it out the cupboard and put it on, then I would.

If I could compete at home, and never leave Rochester, I'd be in perfect condition.

I love to write humor. If I could make a living doing it that is all I would write.

I'd be a billionaire if I could get a dollar for all the bullsh*t that I hear a day.

Mine. He was mine, and not even death would take him from me—not if I could help it.

If I could say with words what my dances express, I wouldn’t have a reason to dance.

Oh, if I could put some of my reckless spirit into these discreet cautious lazy men!

I didn't know if I could make a good movie. But I knew I could make a respectful one.

If I could go to dinner with one person, alive or dead, I think I would choose alive.

If I could get the respect of 14-year-olds, I'm happy. They're the toughest audience.

If I could be living anywhere now, it would be in New York. My heart is in that city.

I'm never as happy as when I'm pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!

If I could eat without gaining weight or getting unhealthy, I would eat all the time.

If I could have had my baby sooner, I would have, simply to spend more years with him.

It would be a dream come true if I could just go from studio to studio and play solos.

If I could achieve half as much as Broony's achieved in his career, I'll be delighted.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

I'm a huge David Lindsay-Abaire fan. If I could write, I would want to write like him.

If I could do something with Paul McCartney it would be just amazing. Or Eric Clapton.

If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.

If I could leave a tip for the young guys, it would be don't hit yourselves every day.

If I could go upstairs and write every day, I would be happy. I don't need recreation.

It's a business. If I could make more money down in the zinc mines I'd be mining zinc.

I didn't want to work with my father. I wanted to see if I could develop my own career.

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