Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Let's have some new cliches.
A sheep in sheep's clothing.
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
A witty quote proves nothing.
Don't improve it into a flop!
Facts are the enemy of truth.
People don't buy from clowns.
He would make a lovely corpse.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
I would have made a good pope.
The heart wants what it wants.
Luck is the residue of design.
My inner child is not wounded.
#3 pencils and quadrille pads.
Common sense is not so common.
A witty saying proves nothing.
I drink no more than a sponge.
All men are equal before fish.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
Woman was God's second mistake.
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Never mistake motion for action.
There is a statue of limitation.
I think it would be a good idea.
How can I lose to such an idiot?
Tell them to stand closer apart.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Hatred is blind, as well as love.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
Any place I hang my head is home.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
I've been things and seen places.
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
Conquered people tend to be witty.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Great God! This is an awful place.
What do you take me for, an idiot?
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
This book fills a much-needed gap.
A zebra does not change its spots.
You have delighted us long enough.
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.