Quotes by Dana Carvey - Page 2

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't need money and you don't need fame, then you're free.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Money
Hurt
Two
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I'm from the old school - you go where the power is, and you try to make fun of it. When it becomes off limits to say or do certain things without being brutalized or censored or whatever, it's unfortunate.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Old School
Censored
Limits
Unfortunate
Certain Things
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I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for me. That isn't fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Kids
Disappear
Father
No Regrets
Regret
Work Me Father
Developed
Fair
Work Father Me
Present
Regrets
Raise
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I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't afford to shoot it. They needed a fight scene, though, so I was told to put a fight scene in, but not the one I had written.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Scene
Afford
Different Kind
Draft
Fight Scene
Shoot
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This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of extras and they've got almost two hours to do whatever they've got to do while the kids watch the movie.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Movie
Hours
Increase
Minutes
Sex
Everywhere
Almost
Watch
Parents
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When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Pushing
Chance Look People
How Far
Interact
Limit
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Definitely for me, my personality, having children was a definite sea change. I found it very, very hard to balance show business and being a dad. The narcissism of show business and the complete, total focus of it was very difficult.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Dad
Balance
Definite
Difficult
Focus
Having Children
Narcissism
Sea
Sea Change
Show Business
Complete
Total
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There was no Groundlings or Upright Citizens Brigade where I was from. Looking back on it, I was trying to do sketch comedy in my stand-up, which is still kind of what I am doing now. To go full-circle here, it's kind of like one-man sketch.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Citizens
Comedy
Looking Back
One Man
Sketch Comedy
Brigade
Sketch
Upright
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We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?
Dana Carvey / Actor
Analyzing
Citizen Kane
Commentary
Silly
Wonderful Life
Citizen
Collect
College Professor
Laser
Professor
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I grew up middle class - my dad was a high school teacher; there were five kids in our family. We all shared a nine-hundred-square-foot home with one bathroom. That was exciting. And my wife is Irish Catholic and also very, very barely middle class.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Bathroom
Catholic
Middle Class
Barely
High School Teacher
Irish
Irish Catholic
School Teacher
Shared
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Now we're here in 2009. My boys are 16 and 18, one's going to USC film school, and the other seems to be a natural comedian. So now I have to go back into show business as a senior comedian. So I hope to get Walter Brennan-type roles, Gabby Hayes kind of stuff, be the old-timer. We'll see what happens.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Comedian
Film School
Senior
Show Business
Usc
Old-Timer
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My Obama is getting pretty good ... I think I'll vote for whoever makes my portrayal easier. It takes time to put together a comic impression. It takes time to recognize the tics. Right now, for instance, I could do a dead- on Paul Ryan and people wouldn't recognize it. Personalities take a while to sin.
Dana Carvey / Actor
People
Personality
Thinking
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I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and we're mortal. I envy dogs. They don't know they're getting old! And they don't know it's towards the end. I mean, they never think, 'I used to get by on 16 hours of sleep a day. Now, if I don't get 19, I'm a wreck.'
Dana Carvey / Actor
Consciousness
Envy
Getting Old
Dogs
Mortal
Wreck
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You just have to be very humble if America has really worked for you like it has for me. Most of my friends are poor. Most of my siblings are poor. I see how hard it is just to get money unless you've got some incredible luck or work incredibly hard. I want everyone to do well. I wish 'Wayne's World' money on you!
Dana Carvey / Actor
Humble
Luck
Sibling
Wayne
Work Money World
Incredibly
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I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever have the chance to be funny. It took me five years to go up the two stories, but it is such a sense of fulfillment to be able to show what I can do on national television.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Chance
Five
Fulfillment
Murphy
Night
Rehearsing
Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Sneak
Stories
Television
Two
Wonder
Years
Funny Chance Me
Watch
Eddie
Eddie Murphy
Joe
National
Took
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Monty Python never directly said, 'We're liberals' - they just did their sketches, and you had to figure it out. Generally, they were anti-establishment, of course, making fun of the people in power. I think, comedians, that's their job - pointing out what other people might not notice and going, 'Yoo-hoo, over here.'
Dana Carvey / Actor
Monty
Pointing
Python
Comedians
Course
Directly
Figure
Generally
Liberals
Monty Python
Notice
Sketches
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I wasn't very good as a puppet. A lot of times in a movie, you need a really good puppeteer: you're sort of a puppet, and you're doing what you can. But I always, from the beginning, was kind of making up my own stuff from stand-up and sort of directing myself, so I wasn't very good in movies where I didn't have control.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Making Up
Good Movies Myself
Puppet
Directing
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I think the Brexit vote in Great Britain informing this populist movement of nationalism is kind of a global thing, and I think it's no particular political party's fault. People have been left behind, and in America, we're used to going forward. It's always like we're going to be better; the next generation's going to be better.
Dana Carvey / Actor
Britain
Great Britain
Informing
Nationalism
Populist
Brexit
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