Quotes by Don Rickles - Page 5

I did a few movies, but the word 'star'... I cannot compare to a star like Clint Eastwood. I used to call Clint 'Larry Dickman' when he would come to my show; then, he started using the name when he would go under cover in a 'Dirty Harry' movie. That's why he's a movie star... he's so creative.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Movie
Movies
Compare
Creative
Dirty
Larry
Movie Star
Used
Come
Go
Then
Why
Did
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Show
He
Call
Cannot
Star
Clint
Clint Eastwood
Cover
Eastwood
Few
Harry
Would
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Using
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Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Crazy
Thinking
Years
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I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Guy
Mean
Talking
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Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Fed Up
Stage
Years Ago
Words
Your People Words
Your People Bad
Nobody
Neck
Watch
Effect
Either
Fed
Laugh
Looked
Sir
Stood
Suddenly
Tucker
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I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.
Don Rickles / Comedian
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Fun
Guy
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We were Orthodox Jews, but we really didn't deserve it. I mean, bacon - my father said, 'Don't put bacon in the house,' but we had bacon. We didn't keep kosher. And we observed which today would be Conservative Jews. But in those days, we belonged to an Orthodox temple. So we made out we were Orthodox Jews, but we really weren't.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Conservative
Deserve
House
Mean
Orthodox
Said
Today
Bacon
Belonged
Days
Observed
Jews
Temple
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My mother was a big influence. She kept pushing me because I was very shy and inhibited. And schoolwork was very difficult for me because I couldn't concentrate. I was failing almost every subject. To this day, I'm not too good at reading a book. But I was the president of my high school comedy group, and they treated me like a king.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Book
Comedy
Difficult
Failing
High School
Influence
Mother
President
Pushing
Reading
Schoolwork
Shy
Almost
Big Influence
Concentrate
High
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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?
Don Rickles / Comedian
Kings
Cells
Thinking
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What I do is, I make fun of people and I make fun of myself and things around us and exaggerate things. And I'm never mean-spirited. See, the word insult means some guy who's a real unkind human being. But I don't do that, because otherwise I wouldn't be headlining all these years, thank god, and all these people showing up to see me.
Don Rickles / Comedian
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Real
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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, 'Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?'
Don Rickles / Comedian
Famous
Cell Phone
Deceptive
Deep Down
Forty
Larry
Next
One Minute
Ought
President
Talking
Waiter
King Me People
Cell
Deep
Dollar
Phone
Famous People
Few
Forty Years
Guys
Minute
Regular
Regular People
Saying
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I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do it. He made it a test. In Vegas, the Rat Pack, which I was a little part of, drank all night and slept most of the day. Then, about 5 o'clock, we'd meet in the hotel steam room, lock the door, and steam our brains out.
Don Rickles / Comedian
God
All Night
Drank
Drink
Frank
Hotel
Made
Night
Rat Pack
Soul
Steam
Traveled
Used
Vegas
Little
Then
Much
Anymore
Brains
Part
Could
Day
Door
Rest
His
Lock
Meet
Room
Pack
Rat
Sinatra
Slept
Test
Which
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I always say that comedians and actors were all kind of shy when they were young. I was very, believe it or not, kind of embarrassed as a child. But my mother was a very strong lady and she was the one that kept it going when I thought it would be over for me as a performer. She was always my inspiration and she was a big influence on me.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Children
Mother
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I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I was never very successful because I did it poorly. So I started to talk to the audience and started talking about the atmosphere around me and started to become angry, not in a mean-spirited way, but in a fun way - and my attitude developed from there.
Don Rickles / Comedian
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To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage, happened on the stage and I developed it from there. It started doing impressions and jokes - which I did very poorly. To this day I can't tell a joke. That sounds nuts, but it's true. I exaggerate it and it becomes a joke. Everything I've ever done I've done out on the stage and it became a performance over many many years.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Done
Impression
Jokes
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When someone says to me, do you do stand-up I say absolutely not. I like to think of it as a theatrical performance. With me the show changes maybe five to ten percent every night. Of course, whatever I see in front of me and sometimes I get on a little run about it and it changes the show. And my delivery is such that people who have seen me many times say Gee, I never heard that before. Actually, they have, but I might have changed it around.
Don Rickles / Comedian
Running
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Thinking
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