I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.

I wasn't taking drugs or drinking. I was working and working and working. But I wasn't writing anything.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

The English seem to think drinking wine is like committing adultery, something you do rarely and abroad.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

I think hydration is an important topic. Drinking plenty of fluids is especially important for athletes.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

My secret is one the world needs to know - nearly a billion people a year die from unsafe drinking water.

I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I hope next time when we meet, we won't be fighting each other. Instead we will be drinking tea together.

I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.

Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.

A woman needs her privacy while drinking a dirty Belvedere martini on the rocks with a splash of Tabasco.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it.

I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

She had not character enough to take to drinking, and moaned about, slip-shod and in curl-papers, all day.

Nothing is more American than stuffing your face with loaded potato skins while drinking loaded mudslides.

I think my style of play, not drinking, I think I'm a product of clean living. I don't drink, don't smoke.

I adore clothes, I adore drinking. I just don't have the time or the inclination to totally indulge in it.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

All the stuff about being a drinking club, or having players who were not good enough, I treat as rubbish.

Since I've quit drinking, I'm not sure I've found the good life, but I've certainly uncovered a better one.

Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it.

New Jerseyans know the importance of clean air, clean drinking water, and protecting our natural resources.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

I work to raise awareness of the dangers of drinking and driving and substance abuse, primarily with youth.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

All the contact I have had with politics has left me feeling as though I had been drinking out of spitoons.

Living in London, drinking has just been a big part of growing up here. It's always been readily available.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

Drink was the most fearsome of deceivers ... for it promised one thing and came through with quite another.

Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.

Hanging on to a resentment, someone once said, is like drinking poison and hoping it will kill someone else.

I used to drink straight Hennessy, but I started drinking wine and champagne. It's easier to tour like that.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.

Even before the earthquake in Haiti, only half the country's population had a source of safe drinking water.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

The Georgians will treat you like royalty, and the odds are you'll do a lot of eating, drinking and toasting.

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