Quotes by Kyle Kinane - Page 1

Sometimes your dreams come true, and its a real drag.
Kyle Kinane / Comedian
Dream
Real
Sometimes
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Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.
Kyle Kinane / Comedian
Drag
Your Dreams
Dreams Your Your Dreams
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The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'
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Closest
Category
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Young writers take themselves very seriously in college.
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College
Young
Young Writers
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I know what I like, and I'm not trying to adapt to new things.
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New Things
Adapt
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When I lived in Chicago, I didn't like it. It's nice to visit.
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Chicago
Visit
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I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I cant enjoy anything.
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Catholic
Enjoy
Midwest
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I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.
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Catholic
Midwest
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The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
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Earth
Filled
Good Times
Should
Just Be
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I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.
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Ends
Fuel
Way
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Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.
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Mountain
Bikes
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I am somehow allowed by the universe to do exactly what I want to do to make a living.
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Universe
Want
Exactly What
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I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
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Comedian
Glad
Just Be
Low
Undocumented
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I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.
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Nerds
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Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'
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Halfway
Uninteresting
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I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'
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Skateboard
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My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.
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Comment
League
Theory
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What is there to say about ChUC other than it's a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.
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Space
Done
Way
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In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did Carson Daly. That was enough validation.
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Exclusive
Validation
Aspen
Festival
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I'm hardly a known name, but I don't want to go, like, 'Oh, people call me a storyteller comedian, let me just go up and just talk about my day.' I don't want that to happen.
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Comedian
Me Day People
Hardly
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I'm not on this earth to be a goalie. I'm not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you're not hurting anybody, I'm here to either assist or get out of the way
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Accomplishment
Goal
Hurt
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Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful."
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Brain
Comedy
Thinking
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It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious and I can't stop eating it, that's what happens.
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Children
Rain
Water
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I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.'
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Classes
Direction
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I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.
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Great People
Surprising
Family Great People
Acts
Confess
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I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.
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Appreciative
Criticize
Cutting
Outside World
Praise
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I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process.
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Funny
Brilliant
Comic
Moral
Moral Obligation
Obligation
Process
Thought Process
Upset
Fix
Comedians
Problems
Solution
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The weight of the world isn't on their shoulders as much in Canada as opposed to America. Americans' perception of it is, "Oh, it seems like a pretty nice place to live. And everyone there is nice. So if people around you are nice, you have a tendency to be nicer." What a wonderful lesson for the rest of the world: Just let a little kindness rub off on you.
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Kindness
Nice
People
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What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or ghost stories. You laugh because it's a release. People laugh when they're nervous. I laugh so much at a haunted house. It's out of fear, but it's also a wonderful release. Getting scared like that, you feel good, and you feel exhilarated afterwards.
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House
Laughing
People
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How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you said that farts make you laugh? And you're a professional in comedy? But then, have you ever seen a video of a small dog that farts? Welp. I don't need to explain that anymore. If you can't see the humor in that, good luck being a CEO somewhere where I'm not going to understand you. It's a harmless thing to laugh at. It's humor that's not at the expense of someone else. And it's silly. It's juvenile.
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Dog
Good Luck
Silly
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