Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
There are some good rules and there are some lousy rules.
I used to get up at five in the morning and play cricket.
Maybe all theatre is going to be irrelevant for all time.
It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.
Cleanse my heart... Give me the ability to rage correctly
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
There hath grown no grass on my heels since I went hence.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?
I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.
Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.
Without pleasure man would live like a fool and soon die.
I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.
I would rather worry without need than live without heed.
It is wisdom to think upon anything before we execute it.
Every one can remember that which has interested himself.
You will stir up the hornets. [Lat., Irritabis crabones.]
How often we see the greatest genius buried in obscurity!
Vulgarity of manners defiles fine garments more than mud.
'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
The only people who grow old were born old to begin with.
Directing feels great; I'm really happy to be doing this.
Embrace beautiful lies - the chronic insanity of the sane
There is nobility in the struggle, you don't have to win.
He’s a pagan! I’m an artist! We’re naturally sympathetic!
The Most beautiful human deed, is to be useful to others.
It is the task of a good man to help those in misfortune.
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune's wayward tyranny.
I was born to join in love, not hate - that is my nature.
Love compels cruelty To those who do not understand love.
We read many books, because we cannot know enough people.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat.
Cling, swing, Spring, sing, Swing up into the apple tree.
As many opinions as there are men; each a law to himself.
Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it?
I rose by sheer military ability to the rank of corporal.
Well I believe in the desirability of an optimal society.
It takes character to withstand the rigours of indolence.
I adopted England as least as much as England adopted me.
Men give their confidence at once, but never their money.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The well dressed man is he whose clothes you never notice
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.